asteroidblitz

Call me old fashioned, but WTF?? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13090696.stm

From Sports Direct to Dev Alahan's Corner Shop

Fuck off Taylor, you arm waving fat twat. And as for Lovelyhands

We need TWO new forwards to make up for this. Pavlyuchenko and Cole could be bought for less than 35 mil.

1151: Intriguing developments at Newcastle. Manager Alan Pardew was due to hold his pre-match press conference ahead of Wednesday's trip to Fulham at the club's training headquarters at 1400 GMT. This has now been put back to 1530 GMT and will take place at St James' Park. Make of that what you will. BBC

GERLD!!!

This thread should be put in the gerld section just for recommending Breaking Bad. Started watching it last Wednesday thanks to the tip off & already got to season 3. Walter White is like Tony Soprano with Larry David tendencies 10 oot of 10

I live in Abu Dhabi. The FIFA world club cup is the only half-decent set of matches I get to watch & then Mazembe went and ruined it by fluking it and beating the South American champs in the semi & then being shite in the final against Inter. I live across the road from Sheikh Mansour's other club, Al Jazeera, and the football there is so shite that they give season tickets away for free in the local rag & tempt disinterested folk through the free turnstiles with half-time-win-a-car-if-you-can-score-from-the-centre-circle promotions. And even then they get crowds of 3000 in a 40000 capacity stadium. So they are basically the arabic version of the mackems? They play in black & white stripes

I live in Abu Dhabi. The FIFA world club cup is the only half-decent set of matches I get to watch & then Mazembe went and ruined it by fluking it and beating the South American champs in the semi & then being shite in the final against Inter. I live across the road from Sheikh Mansour's other club, Al Jazeera, and the football there is so shite that they give season tickets away for free in the local rag & tempt disinterested folk through the free turnstiles with half-time-win-a-car-if-you-can-score-from-the-centre-circle promotions. And even then they get crowds of 3000 in a 40000 capacity stadium.

I was at the world club cup final on Saturday night. There were plenty of chants in support of the fat Spanish waiter from the Inter fans (as well as Nazi salutes and monkey noises for the TP Mazembe players). Utter scum.

'Serbian Film'. Look out for it on the torrents. Sick as fuck. Highly recommended!

get the fuck in!

CUNTS

I fucking hate wolves. Horrid pikey bastards. Especially that Doyle cunt

Harper injured. Being treated on the pitch

They just hit the post totally against the run of play. Bossing it up till now.

Done deal: Accord OM-Newcastle Le président de l'Olympique de Marseille, Jean-Claude Dassier, a confirmé sur OMTV que le club avait "un accord" avec Newcastle pour le transfert d'Hatem Ben Arfa. "Faut-il maintenant qu'ils se mettent d'accord tous les deux", a-t-il poursuivi. "Si cela se fait, je pense que l'on devrait voir rapidement Hatem sous les couleurs de Newcastle", a-t-il ajouté, précisant que "toute l'équipe qui entoure (le joueur) est en ce moment même en Angleterre. J'espère qu'ils s'entendront. On a fait savoir à Newcastle qu'il n'y aurait pas de difficultés avec nous", a ajouté M. Dassier.

I want to see the then my will turn into a

Do you shirt buttons up, Llambias you scruffy twat

Bless Sunderland 2 Bolton Wanderers 1, April 1976 It was Easter Monday, the sun was shining and 52,000 - well 51,983 - crammed into Roker Park to see Sunderland beat Bolton 2-1 and win promotion back to the old first division. I was 12 and living in a tiny village called Staploe in Bedfordshire but still clearly remember the long journey up and down the A1 to Roker with my Sunderland-supporting father. Back then Bolton boasted Peter Thompson - a wonderful talent - as well as Peter Reid and the atmosphere inside the ground was incredibly tense. Tony Towers gave Sunderland the lead from the penalty spot before Bryan 'Pop' Robson added a second. Bolton pulled one back but Sunderland held on and I drank a celebratory orange and tonic in the Scotch Corner Hotel en route home. Louise Taylor http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2010/...ldhood-memories

You forgot the Polish president's one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C87T9g1KtIg All 380 Premier League matches live for 170 quid. You'd need a 2.4m dish to watch it back in the UK, though