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Me. I've decided to post a picture of myself
asteroidblitz replied to WordPlay's topic in General Chat
Looks like a big shiny post-constipation cluster poo -
Enrique in the starting lineup vs Mackems
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Blackburn Rovers 0 Wolverhampton Wanderers 1 Fulham 2 Aston Villa 1 Liverpool 4 Sunderland 0 QPR 1 Bolton Wanderers 1 Tottenham Hotspur p Everton p Wigan Athletic 1 Norwich City 1 Newcastle United 0 Arsenal 0 Stoke City 2 Chelsea 2 West Bromwich Albion 1 Manchester United 1 Manchester City 1 Swansea City 2
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Breaking Bad is back
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That's not the Baltic Coast. That's Zemborzycki Lake, in Lublin, where I live. You should get yourself out to Whitley Bay, and enjoy the sunshine I live in Dubai and get it 365, burak
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Oh fuck. The fat one has made it out of hicksville and is on the Baltic coast. EDIT: Note the cock has taken a self-portrait shot and has not taken advantage of the abundance of Polish sunshine fanny.
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Sports Direct staff members hope for 44,000 each
asteroidblitz replied to Irrelevant Nick KP's topic in Newcastle Forum
You're a cretinous burak. Go outside and knock one out at all the glorious Polish sunshine fanny instead of mithering the poor souls on here. -
Sports Direct staff members hope for 44,000 each
asteroidblitz replied to Irrelevant Nick KP's topic in Newcastle Forum
Almost 500 clueless cipka posts from this fat melon-headed Jaruzelski apologist in just four months. ffs -
I am in Saudi Arabia for a week and consequently drinking this piss: Life sucks
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It didn't work in Polish, so I'll now attempt to thwart the twat in the Queen's... Fuck off annoying cunt. (sorry Cat)
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Richard Scudamore's 39th match
asteroidblitz replied to Irrelevant Nick KP's topic in Newcastle Forum
Way to go, statto. You should do this professionally. Yeah, we'll have Chelsea vs Man Utd, live from the Burakidrome, home of Korona Kielce. Spierdalaj ty glupia pizda -
Our UEFA cup opponents from 2006/7 Eintracht Frankfurt were relegated today
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Ballotelli: "all this season I have been shit. Can I say that?"
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Oh I so wish the Toonies were contesting this final. It would surely be a spectacle.
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a toony?? FFS
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Yes, and I've been a staunch Toon fan since 1985. Marko, I agree. I think the Toon should go all out to go as far as possible in the 2 cups. Even the way you refer to us as the Toon makes you sound a complete bellend, as well as an outsider. Which you are. Pizda.
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Brief stints at clubs you forgot about
asteroidblitz replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Santiago Munez. Only 3 appearances and then he fucked off to Real Madrid with that lezza from Brookside. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santiago_Mu%C3%B1ez Asthmatic cunt. -
I've had a soft spot for Eintracht Frankfurt since we played them in October 2006. Even went to see them play last year when I was on holiday in Jormany. Shame it looks like they're going down this year
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Franck Dumas?
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Zjechać na ręcznym idiota! I've had texts from Man U fans over the last half an hour that suggest otherwise. Jebiesz jeze, dupa.
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2009-2011: A two-season triumph for the Toon
asteroidblitz replied to Irrelevant Nick KP's topic in Newcastle Forum
Debil -
2009-2011: A two-season triumph for the Toon
asteroidblitz replied to Irrelevant Nick KP's topic in Newcastle Forum
What the fuck is this Kielce clown doing on this forum? I had the misfortune of visiting this town countless times during my time in Poland. An absolute dump halfway between Warsaw and Krakow in the ass-end of nowhere. Makes Redcar look positively regal. I think he's been drinking the local winiak (fortified 'wine') and stumbled upon a dial-up connection in some grotty backstreet internet cafe. He'll soon fuck off once his credit runs out. Pizda. -
2009-2011: A two-season triumph for the Toon
asteroidblitz replied to Irrelevant Nick KP's topic in Newcastle Forum
Where the hell did this burak come from? Stick to Korona Kielce and driving your Maluch around Barwinek, glupie pizda.