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I was tempted to say, "whatever he's drinking, I'll have a pint of that" but, on second thoughts.... He's probably been drinking Extrasept, the industrial alcohol that was turning Russians yellow a few years back.

Prove it fuckface The screenshot is from FIFA 12 on the iPad 2. No idea what it looks like on the Xbox 360, as the 2 quid chinky DVD lady that does the rounds here hasn't acquired yet.

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FIFA 12 is now out on the iPad 2. Massive improvement on '11, and some canny new moves. Obertan is very handy. Unlike reality

... drove straight into a parked lorry on the Abu Dhabi- Al Ain road while texting on his Blackberry

Too much freetime during Ramadan did it for us! Office hours were 9-3 instead of 9-5 and the pubs were shut tiil sundown at 7. The rest, as they say, is history

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True, but all she wants to do right now is kip, kip and kip and, for the first time in her life, eat Weetabix and Thai green curries. Deffo a child of mine in there!

Stay strong. Season 4 starts slowly, but fuck me is it turning out to be the best so far. It'll be the best flight ever, but only if you make sure the ipad is fully charged before take off! You'll be one miserable twat if it runs out of juice over Asia

Just spent three nights down the road in Dubai away from Mrs Blitz because of a conference at work. Got hammered every night like it was my last night alive. Work is going to be a blessing and a curse in the first few months of the little one. I spend a week-10 days a month away, so it'll give me plenty of time to catch up on shut eye! Plus, most trips away from the UAE are in KSA and there's nowt to do there but sleep

WORLD EXCLUSIVE! You heard it here first! Asteroidblitz will be a first time dad in April-May, 2012. Shitting bricks from reading this thread

I'm on top of the world. I'm going to be a dad!

Jonas gets back in defensive positions. He aint no Ginola/Robert. Very underrated workrate, tbh. If he had the confidence to shoot when he cuts inside, then he'd be the complete package.

Alan akbar, tbh

Looked absolutely knackered

Fasting has little bearing on fitness levels, it's the body clock that suffers. If we were playing games at, say midnight after they've had their iftar (sunset) meal and had time to digest, then it would be no different to playing a match at midday kick-off on a normal daytime diet. Ba (and Tiote?) was playing like it was a 3am kickoff in his first couple of games. Most muslims simply turn night into day during ramadan and have their 3 square meals during the night and kip during the day. In fact most of my muslim colleagues complain that they put on weight during the holy month. I complain that I can't have a tab in public until sundown.

Ramadan falls about 10 days earlier each calendar year, so we'll be good signing muslims for at least the next 3-4 years as it starts kicking in to the close-season/pre-season period

Pretty weak start, but the Trans-Siberian next week looks promising.

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She's one for another, well-established thread on TT.

Getting more like a soap these days. Oooh Harry has a Russian son! FFS. Reached its peak in S7 tbh.

Just downloaded it. Thanks for the tip off. Didn't realise it was back on

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