asteroidblitz

Qatar Airways Arena. http://www.arabianbusiness.com/qatar-air-mulls-uk-football-sponsorship-deal-465451.html Nailed on.

Qatar Airways Arena?

FFS, the Setanta Ireland commentator just referred to Alan Pardew as 'Brian Little'

Poor man's Spain. Ugliest women in Europe.

Missed the last couple of weeks because of work. Watch me charge back up the table with this little lot. Going to be a low scoring weekend with lots of shocks. Blackburn 1 WestBrom 0 Everton 0 Norwich 1 Fulham 1 Bolton 0 Newcastle 1 Swansea 0 Wolverhampton 1 Stoke 1 Wigan 0 Chelsea 1 QPR 1 MUtd 0 AstonVilla 0 Liverpool 0 Tottenham 1 Sunderland 0 MCity 0 Arsenal 1

I was there a few weeks back for work. Went to Cairo and Alexandria. Overcrowded and mong-ridden. The shanty tower blocks on the Cairo ring road were like something from 'Inception'. I've been to loads of dumps in my time, but Egypt tops the lot. Full of dozy twats, tbh. 80 million frustrated muslims stuck in a delta with shag all to do, disaffected after realising that getting rid of a president hasn't made an iota of a difference to their lot. Scary.

Norwich 0 Arsenal 2 Everton 0 Wolverhampton 1 Man City 2 Newcastle 3 Stoke 1 QPR 1 Sunderland 1 Fulham 2 West Brom 2 Bolton o Wigan 1 Blackburn 1 Swansea 1 Man Utd 2 Chelsea 4 Liverpool 1 Tottenham 3 Aston Villa 0

I heard the same shit from David Pleat on Abu Dhabi Sports. The dirty old cunt should stick to driveby slags in Kings Cross instead of offering any football wisdom. Spent the match slagging off our lot for 'riding their luck this season'.

Someone's been playing FIFA too much. 2-1 up, getting nervous. Press pause. Change settings. Select Beginner. Resume game. Ba hattrick. Revert to Novice settings. Shit pants for last 5 mins of game.

Just one: present perfect

Guthrie looked like an extra from the Walking Dead.

Newcastle 2 Everton 0 Arsenal 3 West Brom 0 Aston Villa 1 Norwich 1 Blackburn 1 Chelsea 1 Liverpool 2 Swansea 0 Man Utd 4 Sunderland 1 QPR 1 Man City 3 Wolves 2 Wigan 1 Bolton 2 Stoke 1 Fulham 1 Tottenham 1

Everton 1 Man Utd 2 Chelsea 1 Arsenal 1 Man City 3 Wolves 0 Norwich 2 Blackburn 0 Sunderland 0 Aston Villa 2 Swansea 1 Bolton 1 Wigan 1 Fulham 1 West Brom 2 Liverpool 1 Tottenham 2 QPR 1 Stoke 1 Newcastle 2

Wolverhampton 2 Swansea 0 Aston Villa 1 West Bromwich Albion 0 Bolton 0 Sunderland 0 Newcastle United 5 Wigan Athletic 1 Liverpool 2 Norwich 0 Arsenal 3 Stoke 1 Fulham 0 Everton 0 Man United 2 Man City 2 Blackburn 0 Tottenham 1 QPR 1 Chelsea 4

Liverpool 1 Man Utd 0 Man City 2 Aston Villa 1 Norwich 2 Swansea 1 QPR 2 Blackburn 0 Stoke 1 Fulham 0 Wigan 1 Bolton 1 Chelsea 2 Everton 0 West Brom 2 Wolves 1 Arsenal 3 Sunderland 1 Newcastle 1 Tottenham 1

She's got lovely big norks. On the other hand, they're rather small </beadle>

Spill ffs!!

Unless you do any serious work, like with Photoshop, then get a Macbook Air. Don't let the relatively modest specs put you off. The solid state (flash memory) hard disk more than makes up for it. I've got a 27'' i5 iMac and a Macbook Air, and for routine tasks they are just as quick as each other. I'm surprised the Air is less popular than the iPad tbh. More or less the same dimensions and weight, but the air can do proper work.

love the nobby

Nips like Massey Ferguson wheel nuts. I like.

1. Knackered from a crap Etihad flight from Amman to Abu Dhabi. 2. Drinking Amstel and reading Toontastic. 3. Got Coronation Street on the telly 4. Mrs Blitz fast asleep on the couch with bun in the oven, bless 5. About to go for a sneaky fag on the balcony. She's nagging for me to go on the Champix.

Arghhhh! Titty girl is blocked here Need to fire up the VPN!

In my lovely little world as I took a screenshot on my iPad while playing it. Fuckheed.

Paulo Maldini, fwiw