asteroidblitz

and me

Where in Canada? Thunder Bay, Ontario

Canada tomorrow

It has taken you 272 posts to post something with a modicum of sense. Better late than never, I suppose.

just in case they change that too:

I welcome I really appreciate from the natives like. What does that even mean? Fuck all. I just what to use that stupid "like" before I`m banned. You don't even know how to use Scouse dialect. Tit.

He`s a foreigner..........................can`t happen....................might ruffle up the gene pool for heaven sake! Get a grip! Haven't you got anything better to do?

It's a good job Shola wants to come home.

QFT. Was mildly amusing at first, in a plaggy scally self-delusional pseudo bin-dipping kinda way. Now he's just being a stubborn skidmark who is getting scarily obsessive about us. Ban him before he boils any bunnies.

and

A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and... put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep,growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening... red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and, realising he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman cautiously and whispered in her ear. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'

Newcastle United are poised to try and rebuff an offer from Liverpool for Steve Harper this summer. With Scott Carson, currently on loan at Aston Villa, expected to leave Anfield before August, Rafael Benítez is understood to be keen on signing Harper and asking him to challenge Jose Reina for a first -team place. A boyhood Liverpool supporter, the 33-year-old Harper has devoted his entire career to Newcastle but spent most of it as understudy to Shay Given. However, with Given having been sidelined with groin trouble for prolonged periods in recent months, Harper has made 17 Premier League appearances this season and impressed greatly. Next season though Given will have recovered from recent groin surgery and Harper - who has one year remaining on his current contract - may find himself back in Newcastle's reserves. With question marks hovering over not only Carson's but Benítez's and Reina's futures at Anfield, the mooted bid for Harper may never materialise, but Kevin Keegan is sufficiently concerned to have today stressed his desire to keep the goalkeeper. "I'm not surprised if other teams are interested in Steve, he's a very, very, good goalkeeper," said Newcastle's manager, who will hope his board opt to offer Harper a contract extension. "I'm definitely not looking for him to go - but I'm sure he'll come and see me if Liverpool come knocking on his door. "Everyone here has always known how very good he is, but it has always been hidden by the fact that Steve has not played much. He's been here since I was manager last time but he's just played his 100th [first-team] game for the club." Meanwhile Shola Ameobi, currently on loan at Stoke from Newcastle, will make that switch permanent in a £4m transfer once Tony Pulis's side's anticipated promotion from the Championship is confirmed. Ameobi seemingly annoyed Keegan - who is pursuing Manchester City's defender Richard Dunne and has expressed an interest in Chelsea's Steve Sidwell - by asking to be allowed to miss a reserve game as it coincided with a rehearsal for his impending wedding, but has apparently impressed Pulis. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/apr/29/newcastleunited.liverpool?gusrc=rss&feed=football

Martins signing new contract + Henry joining= Owen leaving?

BMI are cheap from LHR. You need at least two weeks for visa processing. It's possibly the most expensive place to visit in Europe. Expect hotels to be very pricey.

Back on the shelf for potential suitors, then. That's June and July's 'will he-won't he' headlines sorted.

I rather like Safari. Been working well for a good couple of weeks now. Was it on XP or Vista?

Does Rico do anything for this board? Ban the twat.

Keegan faces N'Zogbia exit Saturday 12 Apr 2008 http://www.4thegame.com/club/newcastle-uni...7151/index.html Newcastle United boss Kevin Keegan has admitted that it is highly likely that French midfielder Charles N'Zogbia will quit the club in the summer. The 21-year-old joined the Magpies in the summer of 2004 from Le Havre, but appears to have decided to head for pastures new, despite having three years left on his current contract. Keegan commented: "When I first came in there were eight days left of the transfer window. Charles and his agent wanted to move him out of here and I wouldn't allow that. "I said if he did his best until the end of the season and felt the same way, I would let him go if he still wanted to go. But it would be on our terms because he has three years left on his contract here. "If he can learn to be a team player with his individual skill, he'll be a hell of an asset for any club. I would like that club to be Newcastle. "We have 16 or 17 players who are totally committed, as a pack, to taking this club forward and Charles has got to come into it a little bit more. "I think he has been told that by the other players, that both them and myself would like to keep him here, but he's got to be fully committed." N'Zogbia, who can also play at left-back, has scored nine goals in 130 appearances for the Magpies to date.

Nothing is unrealistic with KK. Remember we broke the world record transfer fee with him last time. And he convinced Rob Lee that we're nearer to London than Boro!

I've got an EOS 400D and my good lady has a G9. Both great pieces of kit. I would say that the G9 is better for travelling and is a pretty tough camera. Loads of features which the 400D doesn't have. However the 400D's strength is in the changeable lens.

like someone who isn't injury-prone or over-committed to their national side.

I could see him cashing in on Owen a la Andy Cole and replacing him with someone even better.

says who?

So he communicates to the others by **breathing**