Bizza

NOLAN! GOAL! CHICKEN DANCE! FUCK YES!

SIMPLY THE BEST!

Get in! never doubted ya Besty!

Best starting...

We did, didn't realise it was a quake tho. Scary.

Thank fuck for that.

Barton lucky there.

Smith on now, why?

Best? Pardoo clearly doesn't rate ranger.

Don't Fucking jinx it man!

Routledge? Ranger Shirley would've been a better option

Decent first half. Taylor is fucking shocking tho.

Quality play from Barton there, good finIsh from Shola too. Makes up For that shocking miss in the first minute

Ameobi quadruple hat trick.

Fuck, they might get some one decent in now.

LoLerpool

Pardew is a fucking clueless cunt, nice move fatman.

Fuck off.

Get Ranger on.

Smith gets himself yellow carded, just for a change.

Bollocks.

Best - Life on Mars boxset. Worst - Bottle of mulled wine. Awful stuff.

"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!’'

Fantastic start to a game that. Fucks sake.

My iPhone4, Not put it down all day. Posting from it now in fact!