Bizza

Ah, Vuvuzelas. Lovely. Lots of empty seats too.

Absolutely mental day, can't even begin to describe it. From being dead and buried at noon to an 11th hour reprieve 3 hours later. Blyme. BTW, Newcastle are away this weekend, get yourselves to The Arena and help save Darlington FC!

No, why would I be? Born in Darlo and lived in Newcastle for a decade. Hence the support for both teams.

And that is why the lower leagues are in the shit these days. Gutted about Darlo as, unlike BestBaNone, I actually give a shit about my local teams.

Routledge on, Arsenal will be shitting themselves.

Arsenlol level for all of 20 seconds

2-1 Swansea

Oh fuck, here comes The Perchinator.

Fucks sake Ameobi, get your fucking arse in gear.

Fair challenge? fuck right off you cunt.

This commentary team is so biased it's a fucking joke.

Why the fuck do they let clearly biased cunts like Ray Wilkins commentate?

This is going to be a long game.

Pissed off that the BBC are not showing the evening sessions this year and am I fuck paying ESPN. Online streams it is.

We'll find some way to bollocks it up, we always do.

Guess which game ITV will be showing

Shame it's not at home mind.

Get in!

Here we go...

Someone shite preferably.

Draw not far off now. Apparently we got Sunderland in the rehearsal, I'd be happy with that.

1-0 Makems

Oh dear scholesy

What about now?

1-0 down and Kompany sent off, not Man Citys day so far.