Bizza

http://bbc.co.uk/sport/football/33497488 Utterly mental, Man U got a World Cup winning German + some french bloke for 10m less

Fuck me, can't believe we've actually signed someone AND paid actual real money for him

Doing nothing for 3 windows more like.

Stupid penalty given away for their first goal too, can't believe I stayed up half the night to watch that shit

19 years ago today : https://youtu.be/anlX9QIpT14 If only Gazza had been a fucking nanosecond quicker man

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/33284185 Just...what...

Sick of all this banging on about Rooney almost being Englands top goal scorer. Most of his goals have been against shit teams, 3 World Cup finals and only 1 goal is the only stat that matters.

What a finish

Rooney man, at least get that on target.

Rooney man, at least get that on target.

God we are fucking shit

Sounds like the perfect replacment for Carver.

Only 1? We could easily fit 2 or 3 into the space he'll leave at the board table.

Get in! First Blatter now these 2 clowns. Good times!

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-33050289 Almost want to see it just to see how bad it is, fuck knows what Tim Roth was thinking having anything to do with it

10-0

Germany 4-0 up in half an hour and could've easily been in double figures, fantastic advert for the women's game this

This Ivory Coast lasses team look like they've never played Football before

Absolute waste of a Sunday afternoon, hopefully the tennis will be better.

Rooney

+2

Or at least a foootballer.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jun/05/fifa-scandal-arms-germany-deal-saudi-valcke-warner-delaney-ireland-henry FIFA involved in arms deals, mental

Clearly knew they were getting close to him and that it was only a matter of time. Superb news