Bizza

That's fucking harsh, poor lass.

Shouldn't they be worrying about more important things, like running the fucking country?

Good user name Spacka boy

Silly bint

Stick some salt on it.

Who?

How much cheap bling has he got on

Fuck

Un-fucking-believable

6-5 now, COME ON!

He's pulled back another set, 6-3 now.

Told ya's

Leo Sayer has walked apparently.

They put something like that on the PCs at Bishop Auckland College the last year I was there, the jupped up little Hitler that ran the libary fucking loved it. He'd take over your machine and shut it down if you so much as thought about using the 'net for un-course work related stuff.

He'd chin you tbh.

I'll take one off your hands

This is just the kind of happy, cheery news you want to read on christmas day... R.I.P

Kangaroos?

Tequila Christmas Cake Ingredients: 1 stick butter 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat. BINGLE JELLS!

On John Smiths at the mo, Got some Southern Comfort woth my name on it lined up for tommorow

Shame, thought wor Pav was going to get a start.

Class, looks like a wrestling move

Have a good one people

So that's another year without a trophy then.

This Ref = cock