Bizza

South Africa all but out now.

Maybe we could make him a dossier or something...

1-0 FT Spain

No idea where they got 5 mins from, is Taggart keeping time for the spanish?

So close to 2-0, unlucky Switzerland.

Howay Switzerland!

How the fuck did that go in?

Shame the ref didn't have the balls to give that diving little shitbag a 2nd booking.

3-0. Germany pissing all over the cons now.

Bit card happy these refs, 4th red in 8 games.

Germany looking seriously good here, we HAVE to win our group if we're going to get anywhere in this tournament. And it's nice to be able to here a bit of crowd noise for a change.

They'd struggle with the pace of a quadriplegic tbh.

How the fuck does a never ending drone constitute atmosphere? I'm much rather hear some crowd noise.

It's here! FUCKING COME ON ENGLAND! Oh, and...

That's fucking terrible! it looks like a white kit that's been in a red wash.

Christ, what a crock of shit that was.

Shouldn't Scrooge Mcduck be swimming about in that?

It wasn't a stroke, he couldn't reach...

I doubt anyone would mock such a comedy giant.

I'm assuming the damage to his back was caused by him having his head up his arse for so long?

Always tragic to see such a life cut short.

That's none too bad like.

England are shit, if Mehico had any decent strikers we'd be 3-0 down easy.