Toonraider

Ladies and Gentlemen-Spiritualized. Counting Crows-Round Here Megadeth-In My Darkest Hour

Whoa there! I've not voted 'yes' It's up there with guyliner and Justin Bieber haircuts in the 'completely fucking unnecessary' category if you ask me. You want to put your stuff somewhere when you go to bed? That's what bedside tables are for. Proof if any were needed, that its not even acceptable for a woman to use. Hey I Voted NO days ago. I like a man to be a man! I mean, just think about it.......would Josh (my avatar) be seen with one of those? NO I think not Says it all really!

I've worked so many New Years Eve over the years I've forgotten what I should really be doing But Ive just worked 3 really hectic shifts so I shant be doing much tonight

Well It would take me so long to get there I'd be knackered! So I'd have my usual two WKD's and fall asleep in the corner!

I loved Iceberg Cam and Snowball cam though

...and this is why another resolution should be not posting pissed. The story is all true but I didn't need to put that. Sorry Meenzer I'm not homophobic at all, some gay people are the nicest people in the world you could ever meet, but that fucka at Northern Rock he was like a really bitchy, snidey woman, and I regretted not telling him what I thought of him when I left. He was the sort of bloke all the women loved with his cheeky chubby face and lunch time chats about modern womens roles in family life and business, when all the blokes thought he was a nob, which he was. I dont agree with that at all! Dont try and dilute your feelings for the board. I prefer to read people's honest lthoughts. Besides you meant no harm. It was purely a personal thing against him not anyone else.

A couple years back we were on our friends yacht in Torquay marina. We'd had a good evening out watching a band by the harbour so ended up on their nearby yacht for a drink. (and it was one drink for me)! As we were saying our goodbyes I wasnt watching what I was doing and as I climbed down the rope thingy I let go way to soon to jump onto the pontoon and misjudged where I was The yacht wasnt so close to the pontoon as when we had got on and there was a gap.... yes I slid right down the gap and shot noiselessly under the water It was a large racing yacht, so I had gathered some speed as I'd slid down the side of it too! I hurt my hands trying to grab hold of something as I slid....but it was all too smooth, I knew I was going in. Apparantely I hardly made a sound, just a little splash sound as I went under. Hubby (already on pontoon) turned around and I was gone!! It doesnt sound too scarey maybe for you, but for me it was a nightmare. I hate going under the water especially out of my depth. It was midnight....dark and rainy. I remember looking up as I went under and seeing the boat and the pontoon over me, I thought oh my god I'm going to drown here! ...I almost certainly would have panicked but luckily quick thinking hubby had laid down on the pontoon and just managed to grab the ends of my hair which broke my speed abit. thank god my hair was very long then Anyhow they somehow managed to get me back up but I still shiver when I think what might have happened. Our mate was just happy I hadnt banged my head and knocked myself out. I havent been on the yacht since When we sell our race car and gear we are thinking of having a boat instead but now I'm not so sure!!

Oh god twice I've had really unpleasant reactions to that But I'm on Omeprazole anyway so I can do that bit!

He couldnt stay away I can't blame him ... OOOOeerrrr

Happy Birthday xx

I'm loving my Ipod shuffle!

Also had a Tide and Moon clock from the ECO range, its trick!

Depressing stuff

I wouldnt mind going to sleep and waking up with a Geordie accent

I had lots of really top pressies this year and I also saved some of my Birthday ones to open, so I had loads! Amongst my favourites was a gorgeous Murano glass necklace and a fur trimmed hat with the ear muff bits....i love it! It stayed on my head all afternoon My son bought me an Ipod shuffle in limey green which is fab....I cant believe how tiny it is! I rekon my worst pressie was from one of our clients at work, it was perfume a la pong I think

Merry Christmas Toontasticers! Just ate a really scrummy roast beef dins and I cant move! So I thought I'd sit and surf for awhile. There doesnt seem to be much on TV this evening either.

He couldnt stay away

Hmmmm, it's pretty obvious you're suffering from depleted protein levels. The good news is that I can sort that. *Zzzzzzzzzzip* Now get your laughing gear around that. And no dribbling; I divvent want any on me fuckin' shoes, mind! Ello Snakey Well we're both back on board now so all must be right with the world! Welcome back petal. xxx

Johann Cruyff, Frank Rijkaard, Carlo Ancelotti? Trappatoni?

A hoar frost that's called TR. Very photogenic. Well I've never heard that before! Thank you DR

I thought it had snowed during the night as everything was white this morning, but it was ice. We had freezing fog last night, it was so weird. Mind, everything looks beautiful today.

Maggiespaws Hope you have a fab day xx

Aw hate missing peoples Birthdays Hope you had a good day anyway Laz

Thats brilliant, thanks Meenzer

Real name (with first name shortened to Bev)-Bão Santos. I like that! Real name- Beverlisco Toonraider-Toildo Sounds like I should be in LOTR's or an Ann Summers shop maybe