Toonraider

I did a roast pork dins yesterday but threw away all the crackling as none of us eat it. SIN! Its a sin to eat it, vile taste plus probably more calories than the whole dinner put together!

I did a roast pork dins yesterday but threw away all the crackling as none of us eat it.

Today I cooked roast shoulder of pork with fresh bramley apple sauce, roast potatoes and all the trimmings. Just walked 4 miles to burn some of it off!!

I've seen Jimmy Carr. He's good, very fast but too many peadophile jokes for me. I thought he was brilliant. Yes exactly, brilliant enough not to need the peado jokes all the time, he is obsessed!

God, I suddenly feel very old

I've seen Jimmy Carr. He's good, very fast but too many peadophile jokes for me.

I hate to hear it or see it. Its banned in my house!

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You can find potato scones in the shops but nowhere near as good as homemade. That settles it then, I will try my own. I think the hairy bikers did an Irish fry up on one of their shows when they we're over here the recipes for potatobread etc are bound to be on that http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/theulsterfry_92143 there ya go, i think you can find the video of them making it at a castle down the road from me on youtube. Ahh excellent thanks. 'The Ulster Fry' And no sign of a Bean anywhere

Kevin has 'Irish' hair? (As in, hair like Dylan Moran) Ah right, I misunderstood you. No, I don't look like I'm about to try to sell you some lucky heather either. 'tuts' Shame! I once refused to buy lucky heather from a 'gypsy' and she cursed me and mine for eternity It was so embarrassing as she shouted it right loud in the middle of town I got out of a taxi at a busy station and a gypsy was trying to get money off me as i was getting out of the car. As i was hassled and late i was a bit abrasive with her. Walked away from her and seconds later the handle on my travel suitcase fell off.

You can find potato scones in the shops but nowhere near as good as homemade. That settles it then, I will try my own.

Blimey this thread thats another thing to try. I see soda bread but always assumed it would be unpleasant, I'll give it a whirl. I went shopping at Sainburys on Monday and it cost me 140 quid Food has really gone up

Kevin has 'Irish' hair? (As in, hair like Dylan Moran) Ah right, I misunderstood you. No, I don't look like I'm about to try to sell you some lucky heather either. 'tuts' Shame! I once refused to buy lucky heather from a 'gypsy' and she cursed me and mine for eternity It was so embarrassing as she shouted it right loud in the middle of town

No, I've never tried it. Looks good though. Send me some!!!!!!!!!

Kevin has 'Irish' hair? (As in, hair like Dylan Moran)

Being such an avid Man Utd fan I presume he's from Manchester. (though I am a Newcastle fan from Torquay, with no connection to Newcastle at all) You could have a Geordie 'connection' if you really wanted Thank you Snakey (you don't miss a trick do you)?!

Ahh really? I dont like it at all. Though our mate from Dungannon which isnt that far away apparantely, has a really gorg sexy accent Only 15 minutes down the road from me, so it is. I can almost hear you saying that Do you have the 'Irish' hair too?

Agreed

Being such an avid Man Utd fan I presume he's from Manchester. (though I am a Newcastle fan from Torquay, with no connection to Newcastle at all) It think that's better than the cliched Irish (both bits) Man U or Liverpool fan - at least you're original (in an obviously mental way). Thank you (I think) True though, the only time you see a Toon shirt down here is if they are on their holidays! (Or if I'm wearing mine)!

Being such an avid Man Utd fan I presume he's from Manchester. (though I am a Newcastle fan from Torquay, with no connection to Newcastle at all)

Ahh really? I dont like it at all. Though our mate from Dungannon which isnt that far away apparantely, has a really gorg sexy accent

At first i thought you meant beans on a cooked brekki was wrong, then I read it again! You can keep your mash Ant, I'll stick to baked parsnips MMMMMM I do mean it's wrong, it's minging. i'm sort of spoilt by our cooked breakfasts though, potatobread, soda bread etc has fried bread beat hands down. With a cooked brekkie? Ive never had that, is that similar to Hash browns maybe? You sure like your spuds there You've got to have baked beans with brekkie though

Beans. Not brand. I was wandering what Brand was, just thought it was a 'geordie' thing

I dont do mash with a roast Ant, its just too much to eat! I always do three veggies though and either yorkshire puds or stuffing. Sometimes pigs in blankets too. My mum in law makes a spotted Dick with her roast, I thought that was weird when I first had it, but it does go a treat with a roast. I just always assumed that what you had with custard for a dessert, you only need a tiny amount though else you're way too stuffed to move Pardon the ignorance, but what the hell is that? Its a suet pudding with currants/sultanas in You can make it steamed or baked. Its normally served as a sweet with custard. Didnt you have it at school? No, my grandma made it, but I never knew it to be called a spotted Dick, it was just called fruit cake, or that's how I remembered it as. I didn't go to school in England you see, born in Newcastle but a transient is what you could call me, but you learn something new everyday. Ahhh well it is also sometimes known as Currant Duff...just to makes things more confusing