Toonraider

Watched one of hubby's 'special' dvd's the other nght one guy had a HUGE cock and it got me thinking, surely there comes a point (no pun intended) when its just too big? it looked so frustrating for the guy as he couldnt 'use' it all, must be so annoying! The girlie seemed happy enough though i have to say! 13776[/snapback] You know toonraider- I always though the same. Mind this just reminds me of one I'd seen - should have been called freaks of nature or something- one guy was HUGE- had a harness he wore to help support it. Always wondered how he managed to stand upright with a stiffie as there must have been at least 5 pints of blood filling his lower head. Mind boggling. That and there was this guy with 2 cocks- felt like such a perv but there's me thinking NO WAY!!!! and rewinding and freezeframing screens to check for a slick edit job.... 13800[/snapback] It is amazing they dont pass out, especially with 2 cocks! I'd love to see that film! Surely it wasnt real? ..........god, now i am wondering if he could cum out of both!

I'd like to think it drops out with fucking shame! 13794[/snapback]

On him. neatly trimmed is good, nothing worse than setting your eyes on a fuzzy mass of hair everywhere, ewwwwwww Not keen on hairy chests either and definitely NOT hairy backs Infact, ive noticed that ginners dont have much body hair, which is probably another reason i prefer them

Thank you!!!! Nearly spat ribena all over my monitor then

Watched one of hubby's 'special' dvd's the other nght one guy had a HUGE cock and it got me thinking, surely there comes a point (no pun intended) when its just too big? it looked so frustrating for the guy as he couldnt 'use' it all, must be so annoying! The girlie seemed happy enough though i have to say!

Im shocked to the core by those words sammy! And im also shocked i forgot to mention QOTSA last night You can catch them from their gig at the Oxygen festival tonight on MTV2 at 6pm

Had to mention a few more of my favourites Porridge Rising damp Red Dwarf Citizen smith

Red Wine. Baileys with lots of ice Wkd_blue Bacardi and lemonade If im really thirsty, an ice cold Grolsh goes down well.

Been in love with Floyd and led zepp for years. I like radiohead when im in the mood. At the moment though, im really into Athlete.

Alf Garnett! I can see a few on here getting a stone in their sandle about you liking him 13392[/snapback] Quite simply he made me laugh, because he was so absurd, thats the whole point of him!

funnily enough, i believe i actually posted 'FFS' in a thread that has now been deleted

What have your favourite comedy shows been over the years? I'm not into the office and all that type of thing, give me Steptoe and son, only fools and horses or Alf Garnet anyday Nothing seems to reach those standards now.

Don't know who you are, but can I just welcome you to the board Newcastle fan right? 13353[/snapback] I didnt get a personal welcome to the board

Happy Birthday (whats left of it)

i actually have half a tin of rhubarb in the fridge, will that do? I ate the other half yesterday with meringue and cream

Come on then, spill, what is it you want doing? I've got a little business on the side, back alley stuff, not legit but the Albanian bloke swears he's a Dr. He has got a white coat. 12817[/snapback] Do i get a balloon after surgery though? I used to be against plastic surgery except when it was needed after injuries such as burns etc or to correct a disfigurement to aid breathing or whatever. But my views have changed so much. I admit to watching alot of those American makeover shows but i have to say some of the transformations are incredible. I realise thats not just the surgery, but diet and exercise too, not to mention new great teeth! So myself? i think i'd be too chicken as i have a fear of being put to sleep (oh, another one for that thread)! But i'd not say no to a face and brow lift in a few years and lipo suction all over while we're at it That looks so vicious though.

yes i think its definitely male......but with issues 12993[/snapback] All males have issues! 12994[/snapback]

Lets hope clive, our newly named google bot doesnt point to this thread

yes i think its definitely male......but with issues

God, that makes me feel quite sick My family think im odd, i deal with dead humans on a fairly regular basis, but like you i cant even get rid of a dead insect on the windowsill. We once had a huge dead bluebottle fly on the kitchen sill for months, i just couldnt move it, i had to clean around it. Got up one morning and found one of our hamsters dead with her head poking out of her little window in her house She was stiff and stuck, i just couldnt do it, i could not sort it out even though my son was little and really upset. Had to wait for hubby to get up and get her out.

thanks craig. No not freaking me out, its quite interesting.

I'm not great with heights like, but I thought the middle bit of the Eiffel tower wasn't too bad. However, I didn't fancy taking the lift up to the top, so I did a Kinga. 12756[/snapback] LOL

Lily savage, cant think of the real name

I think i'll leave this thread too if you have anymore horrible spider stories to tell us I cant explain what it is, i grew up sharing a room with my sis who was petrified of them, so i guess i took after her. I know it sounds daft, but if i go in, say, a bathroom, i can actually 'sense' the presence of a spider And seeing a huge black one against a white bath is the very worst!! I cant even attempt to kill them incase they move 'shudders'

yeah, it always seems to be here, but what is it and what does it do? Are we being watched? Is it for an internet survey type thing?