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Dyer played against West Brom since then... 72795[/snapback] Yes thats right, so now im racking my brains to think who this player could be Trying to think of players who i havent seen play for ages.... Whats up with solskjaer? Injured?

Happy Birthday Clive xxxx

I did the same with my old phone, thnakfully it was after i'd flushed the loo! I dried it off in paper towels, then took it all apart and laid it on a towel on the immersion heater at work....for most of the day to dry out properly, put it back together and worked perfectly!

Fucking hell !!! Is that you Frodo ? 72790[/snapback] Honestly, by the time i got to this post i was crying with laughter, this one just about did me in

LOL but very good for you! I go through stages of liking bananas.

2xparacetamols Large glass of pure orange juice 1 banana Never fails!! (we lose potassium when we drink alot of alcohol, that makes us feel ill, the banana puts it back)

LOL I did almost exactly the same thread as this on my other forum Im fine, only had a couple of drinks last night, im just thinking about having poached eggs on toast mmmmmm!!

I heard this being recited on 5live yesterday, the poet was called Dennis. Ive heard him on there a few times. They came along with their paper faces, replaced real boots with designer laces. took the peoples game from us, turned into a money circus, built their boxes smart and neat, lost the atmosphere and the man in the street. Teaching children different ways, its the team that pays the highest wage Forget that crest upon your chest, loyalitys beens laid to rest. Capitalist,coporate, unless your're rich, the turnstile's shut. Comaradarie of the working class, its now sky TV and a pint and a glass. Foreign teams in the English league, one week, two games they've got fatigue. Players used to play with guts, now they tout themselves like common sluts. Fifa's gone and sold its soul to the money men with just one goal. Its ugliness is a crying shame, our once beloved, most beautiful games Sold out

We've only had a few flurries here in Torquay

Only just got back online after having no phoneline all xmas, useless fecking BT Still, things like that just arent important when you read what you've been going through craig, hows the little fella now? I hope he's improving. xx

LOL least i made you chuckle...surely thats an achievment in itself?

Rainbow islands was the sequel to Bubble Bobble, which was one of the greatest arcade games of all time, imo probably the greatest of all. But tbh I don't think the crappy 8-bit computers of the time could do these games justice - Bubble Bobble on the Spectrum was shit. Best game ever on the Spectrum, and the most amazing use of memory in history, has to be Rebel Star. 70617[/snapback] Oh god yes, i remember bubble bobble, though i thought that was after rainbow islands I loved sega rally on the saturn, trouble is i got way too addicted and sat there for hours. I dont play any games now. just waste all my spare time on forums now

Dizzy was class like, although I imagine if I was to play any of them now they would look really shit. 70612[/snapback] your're right

I remember we had a pathetic platform game called rainbow islands on the C64....i was so hooked on trying to finish it, it was doing me in Does anyone remember The Dizzy games? Fantastic hours of fun

i do apologise in advance though Count Dracula is on the pull in Glasgow. He spends the night drinking Bloody Mary's in various clubs and biting on unsuspecting women's necks. He is heading for home, wandering along Argyle street sometime before sunrise. Suddenly he is hit on the back of the head. He looks round and sees nothing. He looks down and sees a small sausage roll. Mmmm, he thinks. What's going on here. A few yards further on and .. BANG. Smacked on the back of the head again! He whirls round as quick as he can, nothing. Again he looks down and there is a small triangular sandwich lying on the ground. How odd!! A few yards further along the street and ... crash. Smacked on the back of the head again!! He whirls round as quick as he can, nothing. He's getting really angry now. Again he looks down and there is a cocktail sausage lying on the ground. He stands and peers into the darkness of the night. Nothing. He walks a few yards further on when he gets a tap on the shoulder. With a swirl of his cape and a cloud of mist he turns as fast as he can. He feels a sharp pain in his heart. He falls to the ground clutching his chest, which is punctured by a small cocktail stick laden with a chunk of cheese and a pickle. On the ground dying, he looks up and sees a young female. With his dying breath he gasps, "Who Are You? Ready for this ? Are you really sure ? She replies, "Buffet, The Vampire Slayer."

This is very old, but well worth another read Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the car park as I was loading my car up with gifts that I felt obligated to buy. I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I might need later. So mumbling under my breath,I retraced my steps to the shopping centre entrance. As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I heard a quiet sobbing. The crying was coming from a poorly dressed boy of about 12 years old. He was short and thin. He had no coat. He was just wearing a ragged old football shirt to protect him from the cold night's chill. Oddly enough, he was holding a hundred pound note in his hand. Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked him what was wrong. He told me his sad story. He said that he came from a large family. He had three brothers and four sisters. His father had died when he was nine years old. His mother was poorly educated and worked two full time jobs. She made very little to support her large family Nevertheless, she had managed to skimp and save two hundred pounds to buy her children Christmas presents. The young boy had been dropped off, by his mother, on the way to her second job. He was to use the money to buy presents for all his siblings and save just enough to take the bus home. He had not even entered the shopping centre, when an older boy grabbed one of the hundred pound notes and disappeared into the night. "Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked. The boy said, "I did." "And nobody came to help you?" I wondered. The boy stared at the pavement and sadly shook his head. "How loud did you scream?" I inquired. The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me!" I realized that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy cry for help. So I grabbed his other hundred and ran to my car

Yes feeling nostalgic now! over the years we bought our son an atari 2600....remember that tennis game? and pacman? Drove me nuts and as for space invaders the sound of those little feet geting faster and faster must have been bad for my heart Next a sega mega drive, have loads of games for that, best being the sonics, toe jam and earls, road rash 1 and 2, micro machines! wont list them all as we have loads. Then onto a saturn, that was a flop wasnt it? shame though as it really was a lovely machine. Probably best games we have for that are sega rally, daytona and sim city. Amidst all this we bought a game boy, i always thought that was rubbish, bloody tetris ARGHH!!!!! Then onto a playstation and then a PS2....oh and a C64, which included such classic games as Gribbleys day out and pit stop We still have all these consoles and EVERY game we ever bought, i would throw some of it away, but my son hangs on to it all for posterity!!!

God i missed this aswell A Belated Happy Birthday Gemmill. I think us christmas birthday people are a bit hard done by really

A belated Happy Birthday papa!

I think her tits are real, unlike her 'career'. 70149[/snapback] They were, but then she had them 'lifted' last year as they were heading South quicker than Asprillas Foreskin at xmas. 70152[/snapback] I was thinking the other day, those tits have definitely been enlarged. You know the career is going downhill when you have to resort to that!

hey, thats not bad at all! I tried earlier, but it was useless, i also use the mouse with my left hand, so im sticking to that excuse!

Thank you Ms C

they certainly did, and Torquay won aswell Off the bottom at last!!

Evening and season greetings to you aswell Flagpole. Good to see other supporters on here.