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Toonraider

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  1. change is not always for the better..and theres no harm in being nostalgic and remembering how things were from time to time.
  2. Took this off another forum. This has been constructed in Dubai. All finished now. Notice the palm trees and remember this has been built in the middle of a very hot desert Inside view. Amazing!!!
  3. Dont know where this originally came from, but have to say i agree with alot of those thoughts.
  4. LOL if you say its chilly up there then to a southern girl its bloody freezing! Last time i came up and got off the train i couldnt catch my breath it was sooooo cold
  5. I'd really like some new screen savers....not just football, but snow scenes, storms, fishies etc. I nearly downloaded one just now, but my son says some of these sites are dodgy to download from. Here it is below, do you rekon it could be? http://lan.screensaver.com/LPQueue/337/ind...orest%3d7726999 Any of you know a trusted site i can use?
  6. Well, we have snow forecast for down here over the weekend...so i presumed you may have some. Just checked Yahoo weather, says a mixture of rain and snow for tomorrow night in Newcastle. So nothing much
  7. Yes i admit i love the stuff! Have you got any up there yet?
  8. god damn it!! i was just going to post that
  9. maybe its Leroy resenoir? He's out of work as of today, having left Torquay united by mutual consent with the chairman One of the people where i work came running up to my office saying, your managers gone....he's gone.....i assumed he meant GS, but sadly no, he meant Leroy 84425[/snapback] I'm surprised you didn't pick up the letter-opener and stab the fucker to death for that comment... 84493[/snapback] I had to count to 10 believe me Talk about getting your hopes up!!
  10. Gutting! Like that little skip of joy my heart does whenever I see a bogus forum title about him being gone (bastards!). I honestly reckon I might cry when Souness gets sacked. 84428[/snapback] I know..i was about to get on my knees and say, thank you, there is a god!!! couldnt have been more surprised (or pissed off) I have a horrible feeling GS is here till the of the season though (and there isnt a god)
  11. maybe its Leroy resenoir? He's out of work as of today, having left Torquay united by mutual consent with the chairman One of the people where i work came running up to my office saying, your managers gone....he's gone.....i assumed he meant GS, but sadly no, he meant Leroy
  12. obviously not OR maybe his was broken? This may be a blonde question, but what have they done with it now? Do they just let it go out to sea and let nature take its course? 82963[/snapback] 82999[/snapback]
  13. i love all those bars, the orangey and minty ones are gorgeous, but the best has to be the Turkish
  14. obviously not OR maybe his was broken? This may be a blonde question, but what have they done with it now? Do they just let it go out to sea and let nature take its course?
  15. sounds to me like catmag is a very organised lady....a bagful of chocolate for halftime, good work! Though i would also have thrown the white chocolate back....eeww!
  16. If I needed help London is the last place I would go. 82948[/snapback] well yes, but maybe he didnt have a route finder! He should have come down here to the south west.
  17. I feel sorry for the big fishy too It seemed so distressed, dont think all those wankers in their boats buzzing around it helped Hubby said, well what do you expect? stupid fucker for coming up the Thames I like to think he knew he was ill and came for help I know im a smuck when it comes to animals, those adverts of abused children looking all doe eyed sat in the gloom dont touch me one bit.....yet that advert with the bear banging his head and going out of his mind reduces me to tears
  18. nothing new, AF is a self obsessed southern drama queen... he's trying ingratiate himself with the other girls who frequent the board in much the same way as the snivelly whiney effeminate kid at school. 82520[/snapback] righteo!! just wandered why he apologised 82526[/snapback] Might be something to do with the 10 threads he spammed in the space of a couple of minutes with stereotypical northerner jibes. Hilarious they were. 82532[/snapback] ahh i see, thanks Gol. I missed all that
  19. Wrong end of the stick to be fair....I actually thought about rephrasing it but thought nobody would be that off the mark that they'd misinterpret it..... I hope you're pleased with yourself! 82533[/snapback] jeeeeez calm down!! I know in what way you meant it AF, i was only joking about.
  20. nothing new, AF is a self obsessed southern drama queen... he's trying ingratiate himself with the other girls who frequent the board in much the same way as the snivelly whiney effeminate kid at school. 82520[/snapback] They're only girls...you CAN talk to them you know! 82524[/snapback]
  21. nothing new, AF is a self obsessed southern drama queen... he's trying ingratiate himself with the other girls who frequent the board in much the same way as the snivelly whiney effeminate kid at school. 82520[/snapback] righteo!! just wandered why he apologised
  22. Toonraider

    joke

    >An elderly Irishman lay dying in his bed. > >While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the >aroma of his favourite cheese scones wafting up the stairs. > >He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the >bed.Leaning >against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with >even >greater effort, gripping the railingwith both hands, he crawled >downstairs. > >With laboured breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the >kitchen.Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself >already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen >table were dozens of his favourite cheese scones. Was it heaven? Or was >it >one final act of heroic love from his devoted Irish wife of sixty years, >seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? > >Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, >landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, he >could almost taste the cheese scone before it was in his mouth, >seemingly >bringing him back to life. > >The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to the nearest scone at >the >edge of the table, when his hand was suddenly smacked with a spatula by >his >wife . . . . . . . > > "Fuck Off!! ",she said, "They're for the funeral" Come on!! Its not bad!!
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