Toonraider

Yes i know its silly but..... SAFE SEX God i hate mondays

yess i think i did

Another... WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever Think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Love the cake. Had these pics in a mail today...

>A young man wanted to buy a gift for his girlfriend's birthday. They >hadn't been going out very long so he thought long and hard before >remembering that on their last couple of dates she had complained >her >hands were cold. So he decided a pair of gloves might be >appropriate, >not too personal but, nonetheless, thoughtful. > >Accompanied by his girlfriend's sister, they went to Harrods and he >bought a stylish pair of cream coloured leather gloves. At the same >time, the sister bought a pair of knickers and they both asked for >their >purchases to be gift wrapped. Unfortunately, the shop assistant >mixed >the items up and the guy left with the gift wrapped knickers and the >girlfriend's sister left with the gloves. > >The boyfriend, without checking his package, decided to deliver his >present in person, but when he arrived at his girlfriend's house she >wasn't in. >So instead he posted the present through her front door accompanied >by >the following note:- > >Happy Birthday Darling, > >I hope you like these. I chose them because I noticed you're not in >the >habit of wearing any when we go out in the evenings. Had it not been >for >your sister, I'd have chosen long ones with white buttons, but she >wears >short ones & they're easier to pull off. > >I was worried because they're a delicate shade but the shop >assistant >showed me the pair she's worn for the past 3 weeks & they're hardly >soiled at all. I had her try on yours & 'though a little tight, they >looked really smart. > >She said that the material helps keep her ring clean & shiny & in >fact >she hasn't had to wash it since wearing them. I wish you'd been >there so >I could've put them on for you myself as no doubt many hands will >come >in contact with them before I see you again. Just think how many >times >I'll hold them in my hand over the coming year. > >When you take them off, remember to blow into them as they will be a >little damp from wearing. I hope you'll wear them for me on Friday >night. > >All my love, > >Dave > >P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur >showing

tbh. Show him this thread and he'll be SHAMED into going next time. 100761[/snapback] dont think you'd say to his face if you met him 100832[/snapback] No. But he can say that because he is a hardman on a keyboard.... 100844[/snapback] Aye propa keyboard ginga me like. 100936[/snapback] righteo

Isnt it just great to have Nobby back like that again? and doesnt he just love it?!! Brought tears to me eyes

tbh. Show him this thread and he'll be SHAMED into going next time. 100761[/snapback] dont think you'd say to his face if you met him

i dont think he has internet access whilst he's working away. Hope he's ok anyway.

that would be good and i do occasionally watch in a pub but hubby hates football so he wouldnt go...and none of my mates are really into it so wouldnt find it much fun. And im not going to be billy no mates sat there on my own...distinct lack of toon fans down here I enjoyed it anyway, well worth the money!! Tom i used to buy the prem plus season ticket for £40 on offer....but this year it went to £60 i think (£50 at the offer time)...but as i only really watch the toon matches i didnt think it was worth it. Mind you, thats when i thought it was only a fiver to view each match!!

on prem plus...£7!! It had better be worth it!!! what a rip of that channel is, used to be a fiver!

Happy Birthday, hope we get 3 points for you! go order a taxi to your nearest pub showing the game...it is your birthday after all!

Where the hell is Jacques 'fucking' Villeneuve? 100592[/snapback] good one... i forgot backdoor barrymore, Elton John, prince charles and jade goody!! (but honestly im not homophobic Gemmill)

I'd didnt realise he'd been a 'singer' Despite 'the look' back then he was quite good looking!

yeah saw him on that CH4 program last night, i was so shocked

thats excellent. Noticed someone had it as their avatar the other day and was trying to make out the small print. Think my son might make a TUFC version!

we've done this before, but any chance to let out some anger is fine by me! Dale Winton Eamoln (sp) Holmes Victoria Beckham Orange faced guy who does the antique's show Will Young Most Big Brother 'celebs' Frank skinner James Allen (ITV F1 presenter)

Oooooh im so torn

Happy Birthday Hope your cold gets better soon!

as has been said, could be an allergic reaction to something, maybe flea bites?

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so....who's No.2? oh gawd!!!!!

thanks craig and thanks Hugh