Toonraider

They look like they have sunnies on! I'd still freak if I saw one though.

Why don't you just use the hoover them up with the extension thingy (with no fitting on the end)? You'll find they make a very satisfying 'thock' noise as they hurtle to their deaths, and you can do it from a distance. I used to pick up spiders and chuck 'em out the window (because I'm nails) but my missus would hoover the buggers to death if I wasn't in......which is just as well as I'm not sure I'd have survived the shock of seeing her with a hoover in her hand...... ...... Hubby keeps telling me to hoover them up. But I am just in too much in a state when i see a those huge ones (spiders) Also I have a Dyson pull along hoover where you can see inside whizzing around, and I have this theory that those really big spiders are strong and would survive being sucked up the pipe and then live on the dust and bugs in the cylinder. OR I'd see it wriggling around in there I am getting the shivers just thinking of it. I'm pathetic I know. I'd rather deal with a rat in the house. That wouldnt bother me.

Had that a while ago. Although it was dead, but I just hovered around it and prodded it with kitchen tongs for about 10 minutes to make sure. Also, the most horrendous noise I've ever heard is a frog squeal. Sounds like a Xenomorph. that sounds like a baby or a cat The fuck are you doing to your babies and your cats? Tbh I did have Iron Maiden going on in my ears at the same time, I will listen again in a bit.

Please!! I havent had my weetabix yet

Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Should't that be "I'm just coming?" Men usually do that after the sexual act, not before. I just meant that he was on his way to Devon. I've no idea what your filthy mind is thinking of... Apologies, Toonraider has warped my mind beyond recognition. Honestly, she's such a harlot... Sorry, sometimes I just type as I think Well, this forum has been a miserable, petty place lately!!!

Had that a while ago. Although it was dead, but I just hovered around it and prodded it with kitchen tongs for about 10 minutes to make sure. Also, the most horrendous noise I've ever heard is a frog squeal. Sounds like a Xenomorph. that sounds like a baby or a cat

I'd best warn the neighbours Aye, tell them Hurricane Fist is approaching , it might get blowy. I'm only doing this cause Snakey is feeling his age-clicky Aw Poor Snakey....he can't keep it up these days

I'd best warn the neighbours

(can you get rid of spiders too)?

You'd never want to go back up North again MF

Aww you need a Birthday BJ to cheer you up sweetie Has someone hacked your account Bev? A very belated happy birthday Wacky, you twisted perv HaHa no Cath!!! I just typed the first thing I thought of LOL (not that I was offering myself of course)

A cheaper alterntive to this lot is one of these That's exactly what hubby/son used...but I have such a fear of spiders I can't kill them or get anywhere near them. So i try to go for the things to keep them out in the first place!

Aww you need a Birthday BJ to cheer you up sweetie

Here we go Bloody September and right on time we've had FOUR huge garden spiders in already. And of course I've been the one to find ALL of them! I nearly fell down the stairs yesterday to avoid touching one with my sandals on. Its like the house of horrors here I have a massive phobia so I mean it when I say my life is a misery right now Have the conkers starting falling off the trees yet? Apparantely Spiders don't like the smell of conkers. I've even ordered some expensive Spiderex horse chestnut spider repellent spray. I hope it arrives tomorrow. And I thought I was one step ahead of the game by ordering early, but those spiders knew and caught me out

HA even I knew to do that LOL

Happy Birthday sweetie. Mwah!! xxxxx

Your're welcome, pleased you liked Broadway, its a special place for me. I've never been to Leamington, and now I won't, as there's no appeal for me if its just like walking down any other high street!

Great to see Senna doing well and in that livery. Whilst I don't condone what Maldanado did, on watching the incident again it became obvious that he pulled up alongside Lewis, probably made a gesture or something because of what Lewis did to him in Qualifying (and Monaco was it)? But in retaliation Lewis swerved his car at him first, then Maldanado did it back, only more forcefully. Watch it again.

Just reminded me about the creation of the 'Stewart Racing' tartan... the vain bastard! His son on the other hand is a thoroughly decent bloke. The old footage of Graham Hill (on Parkinson I think) ripping the piss out of him is canny. tbf Graham Hill took the piss out of everybody and didn't give a fuck what he said on camera. Was it one of the Sports Personality of the Year awards where they interviewed him live from his hospital bed and said he had to go as he had a lovely young filly of a nurse to service! They took the piss out of each other tbf, I just prefer Hill I haven't seen the footage you're on about but that sounds about right. Hill always seemed like a throwback to an earlier era. Looked like Dick Dastardly as well. Spot on!

Thought I'd share this in car video of my son racing at Rockingham raceway last weekend as there are a few petrolheads on here!

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Blimin heck My son makes the odd website.....he's pretty good too, I told him he should charge more!

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