Park Life

That second link is a disgrace. Where would we be without the Greeks ffs!!

Kelmsley told MA to buy Newcastle innit. He also showed him how Spurs make money on players.

It worries me that he drove a Vauxhall Cavalier for years while his wife had the DB7.

That's our tactics against Chelsea.

Saw him last week, he's fine, got his job sorted and the new bairn is doing well so all fine. His tache is still beyond words like. Good stuff. Some fucking tache as well btw. Swedish 70s pornstar He's fucking bizarre. Him and his two chef mates got us twatted on friday on these hash chilli-chocolate truffles. Tasted amazing with the chilli. They sound nice. Actually bought some chilli chocolate the other day (Lindt) as I'd heard about it before. I've put chocolate in a chilli instead of sugar before after a tip in a recipe as well. Do you want to send me the recipe for them btw. The Mexicans use chocolate in a basic form - called morle or something (mor-lay), in a spicy chicken dish. I'll have to get him to ask the chef and then send it on to you. They were proper spicy which gave them a strange kick. Strong as well. Sound ace.

The summer will be interesting transfer wise (not for us). Terry for Robinho anyone?

Hope you're not doing the talking. I think he's sticking to walking the walk.

He doesn't do any training.

"Rafael Benítez, the Liverpool manager, is prepared to break the Merseyside club’s transfer record for a second time in as many years after identifying David Silva, the Valencia and Spain playmaker, as his principal transfer target this summer. Liverpool may be eyeing a first Barclays Premier League title and second European Cup under Benítez this season, but having ended speculation about his future this month by signing a new contract that will keep him at Anfield for another five years, the manager is already planning for next season and he is willing to spend the bulk of his £30 million summer transfer kitty on Silva. With debts that stood at £462 million last November, Valencia have conceded that they may have to sell their best players at the end of the season, including Silva, David Villa, the forward, and Raúl Albiol, the defender, and Benítez hopes to take advantage of his former club’s parlous financial state. Benítez will walk away if Valencia — who asked for a combined fee of about £130 million for Silva and Villa when Manchester City inquired about their availability in January — demand an unrealistic price, but it is feasible that the Liverpool manager could exceed the club-record £20.2 million he paid Atlético Madrid for Fernando Torres, the Spain striker, in July 2007 in order to snare Silva." Silva like to play just behind the striker. Where will Gerrard play?

Hasn't even managed to get through the first 20 min this morning.

Wouldn't Cockneys be a solid 10 on that scale? Or is the worst cockney better than the greatest Irish fella? Nope. Why don't you like cockneys/Londoners. You sound like an ignorant chimp who hasn't spent any length of time in London, and goes off stereotypes.

If we beat Stoke away then we will kick on from there. But it is a massive IF.

Stoke hold the key. They have games left against all the bottom 3.

Touching.

Complete pile of wank.

Stevie if you have a recruitment background and 5 or 6 clients you get on with it's a license to print money. Go for it. Parky I have hundreds of clients, most of them are cunts, but I have 20 solid base clients who would take me to lunch but at the moment 20 clients isn't enough, it's pretty desperate times. You see traits around the country with clients - London and the South East: money to burn, will agree to nearly any terms if you get what they want but sadly I don't cover the sarf...yet Midlands (particularly the West Midlands): all cunts, dull, repetitive, play various consultancies against each other hate dealing with them - South West and Wales: jovial but dense and when push comes to shove normally haggle like fuck - North West and Yorkshire: I'll put them in the same bracket because 90% are cunts, they all expect a scam, they're incredibly pessimistic and they trust absolutely no one - hard to deal with but Yorkshire are even worse than the NW (only place I've placed someone round there is Sheffield) North East: seriously best people in the country to deal with and I aint even being biased, but sadly there's not much money to be had Scotland: when times are good it's brilliant, when times are bad it's terrible, when there's a recession forget about devolution Scotland seems to get it worse than anywhere. All in all to cut it short Parky I need a buoyant economy to go it alone, and London and the SE is the ONLY place to get big money, it really is true. More proof if any were necessary that you'd be successful. Clearly identified market conditions by zone. What one of my mates did was he slowly went off book with a handful of recruits and placed them alone (coaching and interview preps). Then when he had enough to cover his fixed costs he took a leap of faith. He now works I'd say about 3 days a week and clears 40k (not a huge amount in your game I know) with time to enjoy the other parts of his life. Based in London though. What sector? To be honest, I want to be earning 100k plus when I go it alone, although 40k and 4 days off is still a good standard of living and significantly more than I'm making under the restraints of working for an employer. Where you are based is irrelevant Parky. London is 3 hours away on the train, I do the journey more than some inspectors, and I've been to Manchester and Glasgow on client visits too. All they are, are arselicky trips where you buy the client some dinner get pissed and have a laugh. Any specifics about vacancies you can get by email or over the phone. I think it was media related. Frankly, you've got the profile of someone who would want to be his own boss and really nail it. It would be a real shame if you didn't try.

That would be Stuttgart and I'd include Frankfurt in there. The best Germans are in Hamburg and Berlin. I also have a penchant for the Austrian variety (Germanesque but loopy).

Score from the German jury. what would the indigenous German jury give England? They love us and fear us in equal measure. As it should be. They have been very kind to me and there are some Germans I'd be happy to rely on as say a mate in England, but it takes time. The measuring up takes about 2 years, but once you have them onside some of them are very very solid (a real strength I've never encountered anywhere else in the world). I like to think I have shown some of them, that over a few beers they don't need to hold back and they may set the mask aside. The Germans would give us a 3.

You dickhead. If it wasn't for us how'd you know how shit you are at all sports? And I don't know what's more offensive, the fact that we're equal with the French (who are cunts) or that the Kiwis get a free pass on the Steviescale. You don't play sports, you play cricket and rugby, and that ridiculous irish drop kick game but with a round pitch. The kiwi's are more English than the English. ps Parky gave you 10, and probably meant it. You're too gobby to ever come under a 7, you're like scousers in the sun but with less class.

The food game is one of the toughest. The variables are massive. Don't know how familiar you are with North Tyneside Parky, but there's a huge gap in the market for a Pub selling decent food. The only ones that do sell half decent food are mobbed 24/7 as it is, and believe me, they're not that good. You could make a killing. Unfortunately, contrary to popular belief, I don't have 13 Michelin stars. If you see a gap in the market that is a good start. A friend of mine had a restaurant near Nice and he must have sunk about 200k into it (fantastic location, great weather, good chef)...The staff robbed him blind. He had to close it before it impacted on his core business which was supporting it. One of his partners used to go in there in the afternoon and eat and drink free till midnight etc...2/3 days a week. I would say you'd either need to have good management skills (of any kind) but ideally in running a leisure business or you'd need to be a solid cook. Either way if you aren't prepared to be there 6 days a week for the first 2 years forget it.

Stevie if you have a recruitment background and 5 or 6 clients you get on with it's a license to print money. Go for it. Parky I have hundreds of clients, most of them are cunts, but I have 20 solid base clients who would take me to lunch but at the moment 20 clients isn't enough, it's pretty desperate times. You see traits around the country with clients - London and the South East: money to burn, will agree to nearly any terms if you get what they want but sadly I don't cover the sarf...yet Midlands (particularly the West Midlands): all cunts, dull, repetitive, play various consultancies against each other hate dealing with them - South West and Wales: jovial but dense and when push comes to shove normally haggle like fuck - North West and Yorkshire: I'll put them in the same bracket because 90% are cunts, they all expect a scam, they're incredibly pessimistic and they trust absolutely no one - hard to deal with but Yorkshire are even worse than the NW (only place I've placed someone round there is Sheffield) North East: seriously best people in the country to deal with and I aint even being biased, but sadly there's not much money to be had Scotland: when times are good it's brilliant, when times are bad it's terrible, when there's a recession forget about devolution Scotland seems to get it worse than anywhere. All in all to cut it short Parky I need a buoyant economy to go it alone, and London and the SE is the ONLY place to get big money, it really is true. More proof if any were necessary that you'd be successful. Clearly identified market conditions by zone. What one of my mates did was he slowly went off book with a handful of recruits and placed them alone (coaching and interview preps). Then when he had enough to cover his fixed costs he took a leap of faith. He now works I'd say about 3 days a week and clears 40k (not a huge amount in your game I know) with time to enjoy the other parts of his life. Based in London though.

The food game is one of the toughest. The variables are massive.

Score from the German jury.

Croatians along with some Russians and Albanians are some of the most ruthless types now creeping around Europe.