Park Life

No, Paddy this is serious.

One of Mrs P's work colleagues is coming round tonight. It's the one she talks about a lot and she's just been in Tokyo with him. The Spidey senses are tingling....Mrs P has asked for best behavior. What to do?

There is no way Locke can be dead either as he exists in the future.

The parliamentary commissioner for standards, John Lyon, has called on her to explain the £116,000 which she has claimed since becoming an MP."

"as team brilliant because of the manager! deco went to barca and failed ferreira went to chelsea and failed carvalho best defender at chelsea! costinha failed at moscow,athletico and atalanta maniche has been to 5 different clubs since winning the champions league and been a flop...jose even took him on loan at chelsea but he was crap that shows jose had a average team and won the champions league with average players..." 2J raped by a kid!!

Ms Smith apologised and promised to pay back money after admitting she "mistakenly" claimed for the television package while submitting a bill for her internet connection. The £67 bill was submitted last June as part of Ms Smith's expenses, it was claimed. Jacqui Smith claimed allowance 'for living with sister' Must we really subsidise adult films for Jacqui Smith's husband? Gordon Brown's G20: is it too late to call the whole thing off? Reports said the Virgin Media bill included two 18-rated features which each cost £5 which were viewed on April 1 and April 6 last year. The bill was also said to include two viewings of the film Ocean's 13 – at £3.75 each – and an additional £3.50 to watch the film Surf's Up. The television bill is reported to be for her family's Redditch, Worcs, home. Sources told the Sunday Express she was not at home at that time . In a statement, Ms Smith said: "I am sorry that in claiming for my internet connection, I mistakenly claimed for a television package alongside it. "As soon as the matter was brought to my attention, I took immediate steps to contact the relevant parliamentary authorities and rectify the situation. Disgrace.

JFK: " 'Ow much further is it, Derek? I'm sweating like a pig 'ere" DL: "Just another 8 flights to go, Joe. Let's run the next one." Another coffee Joe?

As long as their ain't too many stairs.

Hale and fukcing Pace.

But funny.

http://www.skysports.com/video/clips/0,237...2&ssvPage=1 "Johansson he scored, don't know how...He's not a good enough player to score...."

It's clear Ben can't be dead. I reckons the others will find Ben and it will be the start of the battle between the groups.

Kinnear as a manager doesn't make much sense (and never did other than no one else would take it), but his "qualities" would seem to be on touchline/training pitch if anywhere. He doesn't take training.

Seriously guys get a fucking grip!

i've seen the end of it where tilda swinton is dancing. spectacular. i gather you'd recommend it then? Yes dear.

I'll fuck anything that moves. You can bet on it!!

Crossbow tends to lessen the boredom.

I agree, one of my biggest phobias is getting gang raped by a car full of mincers. My only comfort is that my poor dress sense combined with ugliness will keep them at bay, however I suppose Gays get beer goggles too. Aye apparently Parky gets 'gay beer goggles' too. Try saying that pissed up with a length in yer gob. Gay gear gagles?

30 seems a lot. Bearing in mind in fight mode most men get very tired after 30 seconds.

I'm totally the opp. I find after the 7th pint I begin to wonder if I could get away with banging one.

Strangely I've noticed I'm more attracted to the mincers. FWIW I think you have the balance just right.

It's why Cruise (apt name) joined. No shit? I wasn't alluding to him or anything His lawyers are eveywhere. Their god is a cylon* apparently. *Parky is not denigrating the scientology religion but partaking in light hearted banter. Parky would like to make it clear that people have a right to chose any religion they please. ¥ Surprised you're not a member tbh. Too expensive or I'd be in like a shot.

It's why Cruise (apt name) joined. No shit? I wasn't alluding to him or anything His lawyers are eveywhere. Their god is a cylon* apparently. *Parky is not denigrating the scientology religion but partaking in light hearted banter. Parky would like to make it clear that people have a right to chose any religion they please. ¥

It's why Cruise (apt name) joined.