Park Life

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That is a very rare approach in Germany that's for sure. It's mostly top down stuff. The Bundesliga has been very interesting this year.

Sneaky buggers.

What's that all about then?

the notion that we first and foremost needed good defenders a few years ago - was bollocks - as is the notion that having good defenders is the most important part of a team. Fact is, the best teams have the best attacking players, who control the game, keep possession and dictate the pace of the game. This has been our problem ever since Bellamy and Robert went, and since Shearer called it a day, which made it worse. Solano, Bellamy, Shearer and Robert shot us into the Champions League, with a couple of average defenders behind them. Trouble is though, the attacking players, the talented attacking players, cost the big money. If Owen had stayed fit [unfortunate and nobody could have known how long he would be out] and we had replaced Bellamy and Robert properly [or kept Bellamy at least] and/or replaced Shearer with a good striker along with Solano and Dyer with a player who actually played, accepting that breaking the world transfer record was a one off for us, then we would have done a lot better and still would be. Basically, I think any premiership team with Ameobi leading their attack is in shit street, because he's nothing other than a hopeless knacker who does nothing other than lose the ball, if he gets it in the first place, and you can't build anything around him at all. Agree with the general sentiments, dictate the play and worry about the defence later.

He's a startling individual is old Parkster, i'm in no doubt about the events he describes here. When you've spent an evening getting cunted with the lad, you get the impression that just about anything could happen. Most kind of you Adam.

Didn't realise he failed a medical at Ipswich.

It means Oba is a bit of a thick muppet. If he's been suffering with his groin he should have stayed away from international duty in the back of beyond is the first thing that springs to mind.

"It's like a Greek tragedy. The only problem is that I'm the subject," Mike Tyson reputedly told James Toback when he first saw this film. There is a classical structure to the narrative: a kid from mean streets, with few prospects, a life of criminality already under way, is talent-spotted by a grizzled boxing trainer; he becomes the youngest world champion ever; then it all disintegrates into hedonism, profligacy and violence. Yet in the end the structure of the story is psychoanalytic as much as tragic (after all, it wasn't for nothing that Freud turned to Sophocles and Aeschylus for analogues of his discoveries). A familiar enough narrative arc, but what makes it even more remarkable and even more Freudian) is that it happens again. Tyson struggles back to the top of the heavyweight game before once again succumbing to ill-discipline and self-destruction. A textbook case of the compulsion to repeat. Tyson's life was shaped by absent fathers and father surrogates. He was rescued from rudderless street survivalism by the trainer who ended up adopting him, Cus D'Amato; his subsequent fall from grace was precipitated in part by D'Amato's death. The Tyson that emerges in Toback's gripping film is very much like the subject of psychoanalysis, a talking head coaxed by the director (in the role of the offscreen analyst) into reliving all the triumphs and traumas. The film consists only of archive footage and Tyson - a ringside commentator on his own life - talking. There are no experts, no supposedly neutral judgements, only Tyson trying to make sense of the double tragedy of his life. It makes for a claustrophobic experience, amped up by the way in which Toback occasionally multi-tracks Tyson's voice and splits the screen, creating the impression of a divided man, sometimes chillingly self-aware, sometimes a mystery to himself. Tyson's story is sufficiently forgotten now that it is capable of thrilling and horrifying us as if for the first time: the astonishingly quick rise to world champion, the run of viciously efficient victories, the high-profile debacle of his marriage to Robin Givens (Tyson sitting stock still on a chatshow couch while the actress vilifies him), the rape conviction and resulting prison sentence, the conversion to Islam, the biting of Evander Holyfield's ear... Tyson provides a newly intimate perspective on these half-remembered images. Sports stars of this magnitude cannot but be the objects of collective fantasy and projection, and even though his is an individual story - and we can be under no illusions after watching Tyson that there is no lonelier sport than boxing - Tyson's is also the story of a culture and a time. Just compare Tyson with Muhammad Ali (whose own myth was examined and re-presented in When We Were Kings and Ali). With his poetry, physical and verbal, Ali was the boxer for the age of Black Power, the Panthers, Malcolm X, Sly Stone and James Brown; Tyson's pitbull brutality, meanwhile, was the fight analogue of the every-man-for-himself ethos of Reaganomics and the will-to-power pugilism of rap. His slogan was 'Refuse to Lose' (a phrase that would be central to Public Enemy's epochal Welcome to the Terrordome): the aim was to overcome Nemesis by force of will alone, and in his pomp Tyson looked like iron will embodied. He came out of his corner like a starved attack dog, clubbing opponents into oblivion in a matter of moments. Nothing was wasted; there was no grandstanding or showboating. Partly that was because Tyson felt he had no time to waste - for physical as well as existential reasons. He had suffered from a respiratory disorder since childhood and knew that he would struggle if fights went the full distance. The rapidity and intensity of his victories belied the precision of his attacks. We learn that it wasn't a question of sheer physical force alone. D'Amato (a "master of anatomy", according to Joyce Carol Oates) taught him where on the body to hit to cause maximum damage. In the fight footage, Tyson always looks short by comparison with his opponents - "at five feet 11 inches," Oates wrote in a 1986 essay, "he is short for a heavyweight and strikes the eye as shorter still; his 222 1/4-pound body is so sculpted in muscle it looks foreshortened, brutally compact." Yet he always turned that compactness to his advantage, making the taller men look like ponderous Harryhausen statues. Listening to him speak, you're continually struck by the contrast between Tyson the fighting machine and Tyson the talker. His voice is a gentle lisp, devoid of swagger, suggestive of an unusual sensitivity. It sits just as oddly with Tyson's older face and its Queequeg tattoos as it did with his earlier fighting frame. It becomes obvious, though, that the hypermuscular body Tyson developed was in part an exo-skeleton constructed to protect that sensitive core. Remembering the time he first realised that no one would ever be able to be beat him up again, Tyson stalls - "Oh, I can't even say it," - pauses for a long moment before saying, "Because I would fuckin' kill 'em." The film's rhythm is governed by Tyson's unstable relationship to language, by his switches in and out of articulacy. Sometimes his tongue is as quick as his fists once were. His hilarious takedown of Don King - a 'wretched slimy reptilian motherfucker' - is as swift and savage as any of his combinations in the ring. Elsewhere, the words elude him, or he evades them. Yet, exactly as psychoanalysis taught us to expect, the ellipses, the sentences that lead nowhere and the 'wrong' choice of word tell us even more than the moments of transparent lucidity. The unconscious speaks, and James Toback demonstrates an extraordinary facility for hearing and recording it. http://www.bfi.org.uk/sightandsound/review/4884

Yet another reminder how boxers tend to get stereotyped.

Besty gets someone sectioned for making a phone call Nosy neighbour?

Duff had a good second half.

He is that fat footed bloke everyone takes the piss out of in 5 a side.

Found nothing, nobody charged.

Walked into the party and went straight over to him, he put his hand out and I shook it. He: Mrs P told me to expect this.... Park: Really? He: She told me not to look at the ground and make eye contact with you....We were working together last week and went out after for a few beers, that is all that happenned. (A beat). Park: You understand why we're having this talk? He: Yes. Park: For me that's the end of it. Right? He: Yes or course. Me and Mrs P went on to have a nice evening together....I tookl some time out ot chat to a girl he was chatting up untill he walked off in a huff. Just to be sure that he really knew what I was about. England 2 Croatia 0.

I'd say hull win or a draw, need boro to stay right where they are, no form, no goals, no confidence Hull win.

There's always summink to do with carpets or Ikea, it's in their genes.

Welcome to the forum, circa now. It's horrible. I guess the place needs more flowers, an old Madonna album on the decks and louche debate about the merits of Prada.

Not really comparable tbf. slippery slope Alex, slippery slope the new Interior Minister believes that Arbs should be expelled from Israel as "traitors" remember the Jormans didn't start out with death camps - they worked their way up to - and the Israelis are on the same primrose path - they don't see the Palestinians as people the same as them .............. Agreed.

It's sad state of affairs, but this is always my first thought. How many thousands of people are in on these conspiracies btw? There's meewons of em...

I love you Rob.

That's the heart of it sniffs.

Very uplifting Cid. Thank you. At no point did I contemplate walking away from my child, it would never happen. But you see the child is what complicates my responses, I can't work from the gut like I normally do. I've got a couple of friends coming to the party with me, the plan will be to act through it best I can and stick with them and be as normal as I can with Mrs P (we did have a good night out last night). I have to come to terms also with the fact that I will never rationalise this particular incident, but closure will come once some time has passed. I had a chat with her dad on Sunday as well ( and her brother started asking for the Croatians address ). My only worry is that something silly will be said by someone at the party and then of course I know I can't hold myself back. But I have to be bigger than all this as you are implying in your post.