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Park Life

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  1. My only rule is avoiding ones who microwave the hot sausage and potato things.
  2. I'll be stunned if anyone actually pays 100m, that is the primary reason I doubt the story. Designed to drum up interest or perhaps coerce people who haven't bid/walked away/bid less.
  3. More than you can imagine bids. A cornucopia of bids. A plethora of bidding.... We're inundated with bids....
  4. Who on Skunkers?? I can't get in from work I'm banned. Here from N.O. From Skunkers..... The new owners are based in Hong Kong, not Malaysia. The sale will be announced tomorrow and Gianluca Vialli will be appointed Director of Football. Shearer is expected to be named manager. There will be £30 million made available for transfers. Ashley is selling for £85 million up front with £100 million to be paid in the future in repayment of the loan. Barclays are owed £40 million which has to be paid within two years. Our first signing will be Jermaine Beckford from Leeds - the deal is ready for signing as soon as the sale is completed. Harper is to be made club captain and there are several offers on the table for our players including Martins, Gutierrez, Coloccini and Smith. Source is a mate that works in NUFC's legal department. No-one is banned from Skunkers man, have your e-registers after the crash ??? Depends on the alledged ITK, a few have decent contacts some just rpetend. There's a couple on there who have been right before. Might have a look at re-registering.
  5. Who on Skunkers?? I can't get in from work I'm banned. Here from N.O. From Skunkers..... The new owners are based in Hong Kong, not Malaysia. The sale will be announced tomorrow and Gianluca Vialli will be appointed Director of Football. Shearer is expected to be named manager. There will be £30 million made available for transfers. Ashley is selling for £85 million up front with £100 million to be paid in the future in repayment of the loan. Barclays are owed £40 million which has to be paid within two years. Our first signing will be Jermaine Beckford from Leeds - the deal is ready for signing as soon as the sale is completed. Harper is to be made club captain and there are several offers on the table for our players including Martins, Gutierrez, Coloccini and Smith. Source is a mate that works in NUFC's legal department.
  6. Some ITK on Skunkers recks the deal is done and the new lot are based in HK.
  7. Love how the Von Trier film was shite when i recommended it, but as soon as it kicked up a fuss at Cannes all of a sudden it had massive potential for you. Not like you to make a rash, uninformed statement and have to backtrack When you stop recommending obvious art house hits I'll take you more seriously.
  8. This obsession with data what the fuck is it about anyway? Nobody reads it (they'd have to hire an army of admin clerks).... Brazil, fookin gr8!! film! oh, and id cards? they'll probably rear their ugly heads again cos the Eu is pushing for them. Well we need to get out of the EU then.
  9. I'll miss that promise once it's all sorted. After 2 months I'm getting attached to the meaningless statement. All I can imagine is that our accounts are written on a cartouche.
  10. You can imagine him laughing to himself as he writes, quoffing red wine and self-congratulating on his great wit and the uneducated oafs he'll infuriate with it. Then having a celebratory wank during which he catches a glimpse of his fat, bloated, drunken torso in the mirror, hunched over and pummelling his inadequate and rapidly diminishing lazy lob on. He embraces the shame. It motivates him in whatever he has done, is doing or will ever do. But enough about Fop... The Parky list grows day by day. I will have Vengence.
  11. This obsession with data what the fuck is it about anyway? Nobody reads it (they'd have to hire an army of admin clerks)....
  12. "Mr Johnson stunned the Prime Minister and his senior advisers by declaring that holding an identity card would never be compulsory for British citizens. The Sunday Telegraph has established that Number 10 had no idea that the Home Secretary would arbitrarily change the previous policy – that ministers would legislate to make ID cards compulsory once a certain proportion of the population held them." http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...rdon-Brown.html
  13. I think they already have a nuke fwiw. news to me oh elf-meister they have a nuclear reactor fo' sure but no sign of a bucket of instant sunshine yet............ They have one bomb they can drop or set off.....I have this from a very good Russian source.
  14. Thats probably because United fans* dont see him as a big player in fairness. * there is no such thing, they are 90% glory hunting cocks There were some Germans singing Glory Glory on the bus last night.....
  15. Nobody actually gives a blind fuck about tennis but for 2 weeks of the yar.
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