Park Life

Hopefully we can get away with a 6-1.

Fuck me commentary to kill yerself to...

15m??!!

Ched Evans to Sheff U for 3m. Good player and looks cheap at that price.

"Tottenham Hotspur’s attempts to sign Sébastien Bassong have been frustrated by Newcastle United’s valuation of the defender. Harry Redknapp, the Tottenham manager, has offered about £5 million as he chases a central defender because of several injuries, but Newcastle are holding out for more than £10 million. Bassong, 23, cost about £500,000 when he moved from Metz last year, but Newcastle are also reluctant to allow him to leave before a possible takeover because he may be wanted by the new owners. Alan Smith’s proposed move to Wolverhampton Wanderers has stalled for the same reason. " This is a little bit mad. The way money is, he should be looking to take 8-10m tops. Von ze Times.

Whack a bra round the belly and keep yer eyes shut isn't it?

Nice.

Looking like FS's rumoured 60m offer is the best out there.

The FBI have always been much better than the CIA. Rabbi's ffs!!!

Quite simply one of the most evil men walking the planet. Now an American citizen of course.

Do you make a mail I like and mail I don't like pile? The latter tends to get opened about 2 weeks after if ever...

Make up a fairly convincing Excel doc Send it to rich people Pay yourself and give yourself as many shares and cash in the first two years as humanly possible (before it all goes tits up) Repeat. ©Parkenstien

Anal.

An Omar moment is when he goes out to get the breakfast cereal in his dressing gown and without a gun and people throw the stash out the window when they see him... Can't remember what series it's in.

oooo must have missed that one, i stand corrected Hardly Parky's one-a-week claim mind you.... MF - I work for the lot who built it - it isn't too hard to find that info out. Stick Gherkin Main Contractor into Google and hey presto. It was a joke.

As much as I'd like this to be true sadly it doesn't work out like that, just doing some simple sums for what the current numbered squad gets paid brings the wage figure up to roughly £45m, that's before the youth team, un-numbered reserves and non playing staff and management/board are paid. The whole mess is down to Ashley getting us relegated, regardless of what figures the previous board put in place we were okay until we dropped out of the Prem. Basically we need a new owner to come in soon otherwise things will just get worse and worse because Ashley can't/won't maintain the squad as it is and certainly won't invest any money in to getting new players once he's attempts to lighten the wage bill by selling off our big earners. We're fucked and need a miracle. A miracle will come. Back to your 'Stay Frosty' self then bud? Yup, I'm sick of the moping.

I was looking for my S2 and S3 the other night only to find Mrs P has lent them out.

I wish I'd discovered drinking at work earlier, it'd have made my first job in Mainz that bit more bearable. What's Mainz like?

Pawned. You can zip it too, Fibber McGee You love it!

Of aye, he wasn't worth anything like what we paid for him which obviously doesn't help (along with the little cunt who signed him). If it had been 5m I don't think he would have got so much stick tbh.

He works for the one that doesn't know if the windows are falling out or not.

Pawned.

Foster is a cunt. Windows are still falling out the Gherkin. Absolute fucking bollocks! Well they were about 5 years ago. Parky, this time I don't think you're talking shit - I KNOW you're talking shit. Not one window has fallen out of the Gherkin. One did, didn't it? Probably poorly fitted rather than down to bad design though at guess. Re: the above Parky, not sure what you're on about. Foster designed the Sage didn't he? Nope - one shattered on install but none have actually fallen out. Oh and Parky... my company built the thing and also have the FM contract on it for the next 25 years. If a window had fallen out trust me, I'd have heard about it No wonder you got so touchy. It's shit anyway.

Foster is a cunt. Windows are still falling out the Gherkin. Absolute fucking bollocks! Well they were about 5 years ago. Parky, this time I don't think you're talking shit - I KNOW you're talking shit. Not one window has fallen out of the Gherkin. One did, didn't it? Probably poorly fitted rather than down to bad design though at guess. Re: the above Parky, not sure what you're on about. Foster designed the Sage didn't he? Misread your post. The Reichstag I like cause it winds the Germans up that an Englishman did it.

Well it's visionary and not just dealing with spectacle as Fosters one. He's too old and I hate his e mail updates about all the shit they are doing around the world. Shut his Berlin office this year mind (put about 70 out of work).