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Just shows how close Peter Stringfellow came.

Nice.

For me it would all depend on how sexy they are.

It's so everyone can see the buckle. What about the semi-addidas style shoulder kitbag? Allowed??

Mental cruelty tbf.

I could never have any of those "distant" from my body - I'd be checking the bag every two minutes even if it was in sight. Don't be silly.

Actually when I met Meenzer my gaydar was on alert but didn't detect any of these affectations. He is a mans man tbf.

to be fair there are plenty of times I'll just use a note because I can't be arsed rooting around for the right change. Aye, but that's because you can't be arsed. I can't get my head round the insecurity of some people though. It's not like I'd root around for 97p or whatever with a queue of 10 people behind me btw. That is being a dick. I love the glazed look that comes over the bystanders. I like it if something comes to (for example) £4.10 and you give the shop assistant £5.10 and they look at you like you just beamed in from Mars. My speciality. Especially if they look grumpy.

As long as there's no deodorant or manspray in it. My son keeps manspray in his car, is that acceptable? He's a postie, so as you can imagine, on hot long rounds he gets sweaty. Taling of sweaty, god I was in B&Q last night walking down an isle after one of the workers had walked down and it smelt so strongly of BO I could barely breath Use a deodorant and put a fresh shirt on each day FFS!! Might as well spray the car pink tbh.

It's close but maybeee's we let you have that one. If I'm going to the park for a long gaze at totty I take various accouterments in the manbag.

to be fair there are plenty of times I'll just use a note because I can't be arsed rooting around for the right change. Aye, but that's because you can't be arsed. I can't get my head round the insecurity of some people though. It's not like I'd root around for 97p or whatever with a queue of 10 people behind me btw. That is being a dick. I love the glazed look that comes over the bystanders.

Basically there are now too many women chemicals in the drinking water.

As long as there's no deodorant or manspray in it.

Size matters.

to be fair there are plenty of times I'll just use a note because I can't be arsed rooting around for the right change. Do fling the note or rest it down gently though???

I think it's ok if you thrust your hand into your pocket and pull out a handful of change, maybe a bit of fluff and a wrigleys extra that's fallen out the packet. It's when you have little pouch with the change in and do the little mini-shake to try and get the coin you need to rise to the top, that things start to go wrong. Spot on.

Stussy.

Nothing is sadder to watch than a grown man triffling/sorting bits of change at the checkout....

Shittu eyes exit.

Heal the world.

Men with big chunky wallets are insecure. FACT. Add silly bright coloured watch to that.......AND rings of any description.

The running joke with a couple of mates is, let migrate to American Samoa and become international footballers. Ranked equal 203rd in the world, it shouldn't be to hard to make the starting 11! Ah! The field of Dreams.

manbagged his way through heavy traffic aka king of the kong

Straight out of the Mike Ashley Book of Philosophy*. *Available at all Sports Direct stores for 99p (RRP £149.99)

Stevie is registering for Banque de Gaia first 11.