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Park Life

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  1. A mole (deep black) hqs reveled to me (in a dream) that KK has demanded none other than the grail itself.
  2. "Here's the news, non-smokers die everyday." Bill Hicks
  3. Winter break 2 weeks inc Christmas and New Year.
  4. Also randomised choosing of refs for PL games (by computer).
  5. 3 subs inc 1 keeper. (Only 2 allowed in game). Max squad size 30 eligible for EPL. Max debt x 3 turnover or points deduction. Top 2 auto CL qual next four playoff for remaining 2 places. Wage cap of 80k per week.
  6. Yup. I would cut subs back to 3 as well, with only 2 allowed in game.
  7. It should only be allowed in Turkish tea rooms.
  8. He can't either. Never mind Jonas, whats happened to Accadacca!!!!! Hasnt been seen for over a week. Was the blackpool defeat too much? Has he been banned? Freeee eeeeeeee Acca dac caca! He can now see how easily it can unravel, so I guess his apetite for posting has been diminished.
  9. Park Life

    Haiku

    You can't beat a good limerick in my opinion: There was a young man called Fish Whose Haiku sounded like piss He thought they were class But they gave me the arse So I think I'll give it a miss. For instance
  10. Keegler will return. It is written. [/sheik bloke in Lawrence of Arabia].
  11. No complex analysis needed, they're just signing any old cunt
  12. Park Life

    Jigga

    THOMPERS!! As I said earlier R1CO.
  13. Park Life

    Jigga

    This argument is known on Toontastic as "The Coldplay Defence". Can't remember the name of the bloke who pioneered it, he flounced off soon after. R1CO?
  14. Park Life

    Jigga

    The game's the game.
  15. I'd lay about 5% of the blame at KK's door and that's being generous to fatty & Co.
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