Park Life

Find the whole house cat thing quite strange meself.

The Bourne Tendency.

I prefer dogs to cats but own neither, people who own "hard dogs" are just as big a wank as you in my view. Small cock syndrome. Why would you want to own a hard dog? Unless you lived in Liverpool under fear of burglary? There's some great dogs like black labradors, them ginger ones, and boxers, so why would you want a doberman or a Rottweiler, unless you're a German war history enthusiast?

I haven't been for 10 years, I could see the quack was palpitating in expectation to get something on me database. Left surgery threw piss bottle in bin. Fuck em!

Think I'll get some of that, would make a nice bed for grilled spicy lamb kebabs.

See above.

Registered at the quacks and a local tooth fairy merchant. On the form on whether you smoke or not I wrote "None of your business". The receptionist bought it back and said I had to fill it in....I don't have to fill anything in to see the doctor I only need my NI number and and residential address...."The doctor will ask you anyway"...She scowled. Fuck em!!

It's a conspiracy by the supermarkets to sell stuff nobody would eat otherwise. Like cous-cous. Bulgur Wheat pisses all over cous cous tbh. I like Nigel Slater's Simple Suppers. Does it need a good soak Gemms?

River Cottage is quite relaxing, but honestly he can't cook for shit! He had some lettuce leaves on a BBQ the other day... I don't care he does potted rabbit and can carve a lamb carcass.

Darth Cirius?

That's one sexy bitch.

Where can you buy them?

We'll need to spend about 30m straight off the bat if we're to avoid a season of struggle and unhapiness.

Not bad 6.8 outta 10.

...with all these cooking shows?? Having been back in England for a few weeks, you can't watch the telly without some prog about cooking or eating somewhere or the F word or someones cottage...WTF has happened here?

Missed out the word bomb in the title.

Obama escalation in Afghanistan = Bush Escalation in Iraq "We've always been at war with Eastasia" It's just not credible to make people believe a war against a constantly morphing and highly mobile enemy wandering around somewhere in the Hindu Kush between India/Pak/Afghanistan is beatable. Ridiculous. We should get out anyways. America needs to stay cause they have nothing better to do....

What is all that boiled down mate?

Only women wipe their arses sitting.

If it was just the sugar I might overlook it as long as I had some idea you would head for the pub EVERY lunchtime.

I used to do the same when I was interviewing with anyone who had taken 'a gap year'. Well it started like that anyway and over a period of time I added many little niggles which would result in the cv hitting the bin. whats wrong with taking a gap year? genuine question. The domain of the spoilt middle class. No good to anyone. Later I refined this to anyone who had a house address such as 'The Bridles' or 'Rose Cottage'...Anyone who played hockey or had a scuba diving badge of any kind. I thought you were fairly priveleged? We had a lot of money once. But essentially I know the type. I basically hired hungry working class/lower middle class kids who were honest and I felt really were looking for a chance to do something...Rather than the whiny middle class brat over obsessed with himself/herself. I also made a point of not hiring anyone who had a first (Uni is for finding yourself and mixing with others not burying your head in books). I didn't hire people who said, 'Hi' rather than 'Hello'..People who wore pointy shoes or excessively bright ties, people who asked for water, who didn't take sugar...There were many things in my retinue that would cancel out a good interview in one moment.

I used to do the same when I was interviewing with anyone who had taken 'a gap year'. Well it started like that anyway and over a period of time I added many little niggles which would result in the cv hitting the bin. whats wrong with taking a gap year? genuine question. The domain of the spoilt middle class. No good to anyone. Later I refined this to anyone who had a house address such as 'The Bridles' or 'Rose Cottage'...Anyone who played hockey or had a scuba diving badge of any kind.