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That's why I voted for Tiote and Barton (but fogot to take the multiple vote bit off after I cheated).

Would be interesting.

His demands for a cryogenic chamber was the final straw.

The Indians made it clear on day one. They want more entertainment. :icon_lol:

Surprised he didn't worm his way in, in the hayday of New Labour.

"Sometimes you need to go hunting and you don't have your dog, but you do have a cat," Mr. Mourinho said, turning zoological about Mr. Benzema's role. "So you take your cat hunting. It's better than hunting alone." Mourinho on Benzema.

Fat Sam was on 2m here. Pardew looks good value compared to that.

If only he's lose the piano....err and the wig...and the robbie williams crush and the get back those big thick specs....

Have you tried prozac?

Who says that? That actually makes him THE best paid footballer in the world if true. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/t...ity/9280256.stm I believe it personally. If you think Yaya is on 250,000 as well. No wonder he wants to go home and do a bit of cattle farming.

Earns 286,000 a week tax free.

yeah but try not to confuse him with too much detail.

Will be top if things go for me Mon night.

Think he'd make an excellent def coach but his football days are over.

Just vote for one Pud yeah?

He's been offerred 45k he's on 35k.

Collo and Williamson for me are the first choice pairing.

Newcastle United supporters have named Alan Pardew the club’s best ever manager just days after the former Southampton boss took up the St James’s Park hotseat. Pardew, who is marginally less boring than predecessor Chris Hughton, saw his side defeat Liverpool 3-1 on Saturday and beat Bobby Robson and Kevin Keegan to be named the greatest boss to manage the Geordies in an online poll. When he was appointed last Thursday Pardew’s managerial credentials were called into question in some quarters, but a few choice words ahead of Saturday’s televised match have won over skeptical fans. “We’re told he popped his head round the dressing room door and called Andy Carroll’s pint a poof,” said Newcastle Supporters’ Association chief Kevin Coates. “You could see Andy was fired up and he hit the Toon’s third like a rocket. That’s brilliant management.” It is understood that Pardew is living in Kevin Nolan’s garage with Andy Carroll, two boxer dogs and the entire staff of Newcastle city centre stripclub Blue Velvet while he finds new digs. And his new landlord and room-mate were on target for the Magpies as they beat a Liverpool side that looked pissed, even compared to tight-shorted Newcastle defender Sol Campbell. Some Newcastle fans have already taken to the streets to protest at the length of Pardew’s contract. “Five-and-a-half years just isn’t enough,” said Steve James, from Benwell in Newcastle. His furious banner read ‘Par-DUE A NEW DEAL’. Steve added: “Pardew should be given a job for life after that result. There is no way he should ever leave the club, unless we lose at Birmingham on Saturday in which case he will be the worst manager we have ever had and should be sacked immediately.”

Think they have a clause in his contract reg new ownership ie cheap sacking.

He's definitely part of the malaise that is authored by Campboy. Quiker the other two get back the better imo.

Hodgson is never a Liverpool manager.

That's my pov too. Think he'll be away anyway like. Contributed to both Chelsea and Liv goals.