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Integral in a side winning the PL. Something Modric will never be. Even if he leaves. Never get out the door with that bonce.

I was there but did my best to see as little as poss. Pure savagery innit.

What are the chances of this?

Am with you on that one. How to be a parent? Erm, dont be a twat maybe? Did you know how the mother holds the baby in the first few weeks is key? No I didn't either.

Yeah cause extra information is always a bad thing.

*ZzzZzZZ...Fuck off you mug!...zzzzZZzzZ...Pipe down!..zzZZ* Your lass's face I had come home from the airport, was unpacking my bags and one of them starts moving round and saying things, then an arm pops out, then a leg, its starts to speak and its Stevie. Obviously i dont really know what he looks like or sounds like but there was this abstract body which unfolded itself out of a suitcase which was him. He then took on the shape of an arse with legs like out of a Gerald Scarfe cartoon and promptly grew to the size of a house. He then challenged me to a game of one-on-one basketball which he won. The end. YOu see Stevie as baggage on TT?!! No. Its clearly about roots and moving on to pastures new in life. The game was the important bit. I judge myself against impossible standards. The dream had nowt to do with Stevie but it was unmistakenly him that was the samsonite transformer. Good interpretation. But try and get sexy women into the next one.

The point is abbreviations are for lazy cunts, and most people on here are lazy "imo". I didnt mean the fact that its abbreviated, I meant more the phrase in general. Does it really add anything to a sentence on an internet forum, tbh. Makes it more like pub chat is why people do it tbs.

*ZzzZzZZ...Fuck off you mug!...zzzzZZzzZ...Pipe down!..zzZZ* Your lass's face I had come home from the airport, was unpacking my bags and one of them starts moving round and saying things, then an arm pops out, then a leg, its starts to speak and its Stevie. Obviously i dont really know what he looks like or sounds like but there was this abstract body which unfolded itself out of a suitcase which was him. He then took on the shape of an arse with legs like out of a Gerald Scarfe cartoon and promptly grew to the size of a house. He then challenged me to a game of one-on-one basketball which he won. The end. YOu see Stevie as baggage on TT?!!

Last few are total class.

IMHO Carrick at his peak was better than Modric.

This is what's been making me laugh this season like, every fucka seems to be forgetting we've only just been promoted this is our 1st season back. We're not even playing bad football his analysis of lumping it to Carroll and Nolan couldn't be any less accurate. Think it was just a cheap jibe.

Do you actually watch football? I do wonder when I'm watching your lot. Comparing him to Ardiles....Game over really. To be fair Tottenham are a good side, but anyone can beat them because they're easily bullied. Modric is overrated imo, after every game "ahv been this faakin gyyme firty eyyt yurrs, and i aint ever seen a better midfeewdur than Luuwkuh" that mug Redknapp, he's not even in their six best players in my view. Bale and VDV being their best player and JDFHAY probably most important for his goals. They won't make CL this year. VDV single handed has saved this side knock it wide to people who run fast bullshit. As opposed to smashing it long to bully boys Nolan and Carroll to cause havoc?? We're hardly Wimbledon 1988 you silly cunt. Give us two years and we'll be back to where we should be with a bit of money. FYP

Do you actually watch football? I do wonder when I'm watching your lot. Comparing him to Ardiles....Game over really. OK I will give it a go but I am not sure you will get it. distribution: In huddlestones absence Modric is first port of call in distributing the ball from defence retention: when the ball comes loose he often first on the scene either retaining the possession or using close control to draw the foul passing: sublime eye for a pass often finding the channels for Bale and Lennon pace: can burst through a defence like he did against bremen and is deceptively quick for a small player basically he keeps spurs ticking over and virtually everything goes through him. Similar to Carrick when he played for us, the uneducated would say what does he do? and laughed when we were offered mega bucks by united. Took us 2 years to get over selling him. Losing Modric would do similar damage. Barton does all that (not quite as well granted) and manages to score and make goals and in a shit side.

Correct.

Do you actually watch football? I do wonder when I'm watching your lot. Comparing him to Ardiles....Game over really. To be fair Tottenham are a good side, but anyone can beat them because they're easily bullied. Modric is overrated imo, after every game "ahv been this faakin gyyme firty eyyt yurrs, and i aint ever seen a better midfeewdur than Luuwkuh" that mug Redknapp, he's not even in their six best players in my view. Bale and VDV being their best player and JDFHAY probably most important for his goals. They won't make CL this year. VDV single handed has saved this side knock it wide to people who run fast bullshit.

Do you actually watch football? I do wonder when I'm watching your lot. Comparing him to Ardiles....Game over really. 20 games 1 goal 2 assists. All I can say for him is that he's a slightly better passer than Barton.

Mersons a washed up, know fuck all wanker though Case closed.

Can someone explain to me what Modric actually does apart from dally on the ball, run sideways and punt it to Lennon?

You know why I think Modric is so well suited to Tottenham and their supporters? Because he is a spursy flair player, almost ardillesesque in his gentle caress of the ball and his close control? He's not a patch on Ardiles.

If it weren't for VDV's goals they'd be below us.

Tbf he has a head the size of Hackney.

hahahha good work. I hope you do focus on VDV because all four of them could rip you a new one given half a chance. Yeah really. Modric has been invisible all season. Lennon wears pink. Modric is probably favourite to be fans player of the season this year and Lennon's pink boots didnt stop him bagging against your lot at the lane. Nothing like basing an opinion on a player from MOTD highlights. Both behind a ton of average players for effectiveness. You know the business end of the game.

He plays pretty football, that's about it. Barton and Nolan have both been more effective this season and the data proves it. Case closed.

hahahha good work. I hope you do focus on VDV because all four of them could rip you a new one given half a chance. Yeah really. Modric has been invisible all season. Lennon wears pink. Modric and Lennon? Nani MU 9.6 119 Van der Vaart TH 8.9 110 Malouda CH 9.6 110 Cahill EV 9.0 107 Etherington SC 6. Nolan NU 6.1 104 Bale TH 7.4 103 Nasri AR 8.5 100 Gamst Pedersen BR 6.1 96 Dempsey FU 6.7 94 Adam BL 5.5 94 Arshavin AR 9.0 93 Yaya Toure MC 5.6 90 Downing AV 7.0 87 Brunt WB 5.7 85 Henderson SU 5.5 84 Parker WH 5.5 84 N'Zogbia WA 5.5 81 Fabregas AR 11.8 81 Young A AV 8.1 80 Barton NU 4.7 77 Song AR 5.4 76 Davies FU 4.7 74 Walcott AR 6.8 73 Essien CH

The man who would be king. Looks a bit ropey now, but still a top laugh. 7/10