Park Life

http://www.gop.gov/bill/111/2/hr3644 People getting done for collecting rainwater.

Think you're worrying too much about your bodies. YOu all look fine in those pics.

You've got to wonder about America when you realise this guy is running California.

Lies I heard McDonalds bred chickens that laid tubular eggs but their arseholes where so large that their guts fell out. Bastards. I've heard they don't even bother with the chicken phase.

Something will happen during the last space shuttle mission.

How bizarre, me too. I changed it to the alps, but there's bits of Italy in the alps.

If I'm allowed May then war will start with Iran. Israel will strike the reactor site.

I have to be careful with these kinds of things.

The week before September 11th I kept talking to people like I was fuckin David Icke, people were saying what's happened to you with these mad things you're saying. I must've seemed a proper divvy, I kept telling people I thought WW3 would kick off in some way within a few weeks, just a horrible feeling I had, and I was wrong but in a way I was right. I sense something in Italy as well actually.

Stevie

My clones are everywhere.

A mackem lass, a geordie lass and a west indian lass all give birth at the same time. But nurse gets them all mixed up. so to sort it out she gets all the fathers to chose their own baby. Geordie father is up first. after long deliberations he choses the little black baby. the nurse argues with him that this baby cannot possibly be theirs. He replies "pet, one of the other two is a fucking mackem, its just not worth the fucking risk

Wooosh!

Yup. I always have a little packet ready for Soups and noodles etc...You wanna get some lemon grass and of course corriander in it. Katanga!

Nah this is it....

Gemmill trapped in back...

Christmas tree

Very high in iodine makes everything in yer body work. Well not everything, but a lot of things.

One of them is gonna be extinct and I know where my money is.

Skipping lunch is a good way to lose weight. Just have a sensible brekkie and then eat again in the eve. [/madeupshityoucannormallygetawaywith]

Do me a favah lav.

Never paid for anything in Vegas while playing roulette all week. If you play long hours you get ticket to shows and so on...

Comical defending tbf.

He'll be back in 2 weeks.