Park Life

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As of 0900 this morning full and ongoing countermeasures began. The full might of Parky Industries gears up to engage in Project 'Bright Spark'. As of now two nsa satellites have been seconded and redirected over Hamburg and will be in positon some time arond 1500 hrs. Various friendly embedded forces (mothers) were put on alert for activities and fun with Parky Jnr along with subliminal propoganda against the enemy (gossip). In the maginificent history of the British Empire let it not be said that we ever turned away from battle, that we ever stood by, that we allowed darkness to prevail and went silently on...No, let this moment be remembered along with those other thousand points of light as another glorious chapter in history where Britain alone stood against the forces of darkness and bad vibes. By the grace of god we shall prevail.

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They love that shit innit.

Is there no oversight? Got a shed load of cash set aside for the job. we hadnt done anything, got asked to send an invoice. We said we hadnt done anything. We got told to put down for a months worth of meetings! People are paying you see.

Division is good four legs bad.

As you move closer to the speed of light, time for the traveller slows down relative to the destination. Next.

What do you reckon Catmag?

Red nose giving it large to the 4th.

Ran it by Mrs P she agrees. Will invite the fat one though, only so I can start to fragment her tiny mind.

Thats why Parky Snr is so important. He has to anticipate and outdo anything the enemy might come up with. Must say your advice was spot on. Then your a fool! Maria will launch a smear-campaign in her secret sleepover, simply all those well-mannered children you'll be looking after soon, will be persuaded. Maria will have no option but to invite Parky jnr because she is now the schools miss popular. If she doesnt attend, her minions might not. Isn't this a small secluded group of friends though? There wasn't a hierachy at primary school for me, that was only evident at secondary. Maria enters, and the novelty of her being new to the group has got to their heads, excepct Jnr who is being targeted. She's not new to the group. She was manily busy with Yoko and distracted, till just recently. She was the group leader last year but seems to have been sidetracked. This seems like a new front to reassert power. I WILL BREAK HER.

That's the danger like, sad but true. Parky can have a bit of a petty minded mentality and it's not gonna help his little girl, who basically needs him to be the grown up. Or get Mrs Parky to do it in the alternative. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO INTERVENE READ THE FUKIN THREAD. I know that but she probably needs to be 'persuaded' to have some input as my guess is she'd be a bit more level-headed. Which is what's needed. Meenzer was right and spot on. she's too calm for this. This needs sortin and I ain't havin it.

Thats why Parky Snr is so important. He has to anticipate and outdo anything the enemy might come up with. Must say your advice was spot on. Then your a fool! Maria will launch a smear-campaign in her secret sleepover, simply all those well-mannered children you'll be looking after soon, will be persuaded. Do you want to go on the list motherfucker?

Thats why Parky Snr is so important. He has to anticipate and outdo anything the enemy might come up with. Must say your advice was spot on.

Yeah byt she's a fat fuking German mini kraut with dull robot like eyes and Hannah is beautiful and inspirational, so over the long term there will only be one winner.

That's the danger like, sad but true. Parky can have a bit of a petty minded mentality and it's not gonna help his little girl, who basically needs him to be the grown up. Or get Mrs Parky to do it in the alternative. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO INTERVENE READ THE FUKIN THREAD.

ManU getting murdered.

Then Maria apprehensively takes a bite, noticing the small modifications to disquise its cheapness. She won't be invited. It's war. Psyops to start on Maria from tomorrow.

That is good advice. Circle the wagons and bring in the good vibes.

The escobar one is excellent just watched it recently.

Cheers. I can't stand bullying it one of the things that really bothers me and it's a nightmare when you realise it's happening to your own. Think it is serious cause Parky J is always in high spirits, never seen her like this.

Think I will maybe just start with the teacher, I don't want a situation where I open up on the parents. It's the fukin mother she's very competitive and Parky Jnr is probs the main challenge (popularity wise) to her daughter. I take ParkyJnr to sell defence cause she is a bit soft sometimes.

The problem here is that Mrs P doesn't want to be so pro-active about it and is against me speaking to the parents.