Park Life

I see you still have the madness. It's not really the same playing here. Clubs are back in blighty as well. Played anywhere decent on your travels?

Cheese and chutney. Wow that is oldskool.

Apparently his passport was found in the rubble with a note nearby saying he was Bin Laden.

Apparently they were hiding behind the wisteria in the garden centre.

I wouldn't have a clue if Bin Laden lived next door to me. I couldn't pick anyone in my street out of a lineup. Apparently no-one in Afghanistan has heard of him or 9/11 either. It was a local shop for local people.

Already had two good ones this summer. The perfecto picnic mixo... Pitta bread olives little toms crushed olive, lemon juice, oregano and olive oil dressing strawberries Big old salad Homous Cold meats ie spanish chorizo and so on.. wine beer ginger beer books air gun radio

Bobby Fischer Stanley Kubrick Keith Floyd Henry Miller Marilyn Monroe

His neighbour was saying it's all bollocks on Al jazeera apparently.

Justice for the spiderman uncle!!

That is the main thing he's saying as well.

Protester to sue police over secret surveillance John Catt, aged 86, has had his presence at peaceful protests systematically logged by secretive police unit over four years Rob Evans and Paul Lewis The Guardian, Tuesday 3 May 2011 Article history A policeman and two children at an anti-war protest A Sussex Action for Peace protest in Brighton: Police made records of John Catt's attendence at a number of protests organised by the group. Photograph: Ian Waldie/Getty Images An 86-year-old man has been granted permission to launch a lawsuit against police chiefs who have classified him as a "domestic extremist" and kept a detailed record of his political activities on a clandestine database. John Catt, who has no criminal record, is bringing the high court action against a secretive police unit which systematically logged his presence at more than 55 peace and human rights protests over a four-year period. Some of the entries record his habit of taking out his sketch pad and drawing the scene at demonstrations. Other entries contain notes on his appearance – such as "clean shaven" – and the slogans on his clothes. His lawsuit will challenge the power of police to compile secret files on law-abiding protesters. A victory for Catt, a pensioner who lives in Brighton, would be a further blow to the police unit, which has been criticised for using undercover officers to infiltrate protest groups. The exposure of spies such as Mark Kennedy, who spent seven years working undercover in the environmental movement, has highlighted the way in which the National Public Order Intelligence Unit has been carrying out surveillance of protesters." The old database lark raises its ugly head.

Fella in uniform in the middle clearly playing Command & Conquer. Hilary supressing a giggle?

Obama Bin Laden. [/hidinginplainsight] It's easy to hide behind irony Tell that to squirrel head man.

America shutting embassies and suchlike in Pakistan. Yawn.

does actually. The whole thing has so many holes, he's been dead ages man. Americans are so daft. Apparently he was aided by father christmas and Neil Tennant from the Pet Shop Boys.

Stevie ubeknowingly attracts a jihad onto TT.

In a nutshell and on the button. It's a war on terrah re-boot. it's like the old film but with a new storyline. I sincerely hope I'm wrong.

Used to play off 8 back in the day.

I'm sure the Bush family could ask their friends the Bin Ladens to provide a DNA sample to compare it with. I still assume no pictures or hard documents of these DNA tests have been made public since the news broke. Now I'm not a conspiracy nutcase, but why do I have Operation Mincemeat and the film Wag the Dog in my head? P.S. Are the giant Norweigen alien women involved Parky? Or the ones with the big heads and slitty eyes ("no Phillip, he's not talking about Chinese midgets.")? Loved the way he was 'living in a mansion' in Islamabad. Seriously who believes this shit anymore?? Day Hitlers death was announced as well btw. THEY do like their jokes.

Obama Bin Laden. [/hidinginplainsight]

If they knew where he was they'd have captured him and this 24hr burial is all very convenient too - due to the importance of the body there's no way they'd let a small detail like religion get in the way. This nonsense is paving the way for a re-boot of the war on terror saga.

People wake up. Honestly. Just wake up. Hey! Did you hear they killed Bin Laden!! Yeah the air con was faulty in his city center flat and he misdialed on his satellite phone - calling the cia instead of the air conditioning wallah.

They might have taken some when he had his CIA medical all those years ago.

Muslims across the world are going to go scatty at this one. Killing the bloke is one thing but they should have let them decide what to do with his body. We bury within 24 hours as Craig said. The idea of 'burying him at sea' was so that none of his mates could set up his grave as a saintly shrine. I don't know how to feel about the news. Obviously pleased that he is dead - those who take the sword should die by it - but I am bemused at the timing and at the way it was presented as a fait accompli. I think more proof should have been given (I believe this news, I don't want anyone to misunderstand me here - but there will be many who will not believe it, and the proof should have been more comprehensive.) As far as treating the body goes, it can be dumped in a river, flown out to space or chopped up and fed to pigs for all I care. A man who did not live as a Muslim, no matter what he claimed to be, should not be buried as one. The idea of chucking him in he sea was to make sure nobody (family and so on..) could check the body to make sure it was him.