Park Life

He was mint on FM a couple of years ago.

I heard that too.

Yeah; C20 US Lit is my specialist area. Did my Masters in it. Bukowski just falls behind James Ellroy for me now Henry Miller is where it's at baby.

Well not everyone's had as much of a classical education as I have, obviously enough. I like to think I can bring a bit of culture to the board. Being one of the advanced section of NUFC support (I don't go to the games for a start), I've obviously been selected to act as one of the vanguard to represent you all, which is why I'm going to the Monday meeting on your behalf. (DO I NEED TO SAY THIS POINT IS IRONIC OR CAN PEOPLE WORK THAT OUT?) PARKY PARKY HE'S TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BIT!

It's a club that in recent history basically fucks up every pre-season. None of this is particularly new. Pre-season tours have three pre-requisites: Develop the brand, get match practice and build team spirit. One has to ask what is the point of fucking about in America with all that hassle with flights and visas and heat. There is no market or tactical gain in it for us as a club whatsoever.

We need a general manager who knows about football and has contacts and a good reputation in the game. That's where it's at.

I'd be hammering on Arsenal/chelsea/man city's door to try get any of the strikers that might spend it on the bench, the likes of Kalou and Sturriage, Carlos Vela, anyone tbh Diouf of Man U Macheda Lansbury Arsenal

Any ideas? I'd take Johnson from Man C.

I imagine he's playing cause he's still in the shop window. If Liv were serious he wouln't be allowed to play.

Where has your subtlety gone?

does it genuinely bother you? you pop up everytime he sticks up a quote What you on about? It's been the only topic of discussion this week, of course I've commented on his tweets, as has everyone else. Better move flats mate and stop repying to e mails.

Thought the Pardew interview was decent. He seems good at these. Sounds like Barton will stay.

Anyone recorded the interview?

M'Bengue has some promising writeups on the interwebs...We'll probably end up with Warnock.

Maybe the plan isnt to strengthen it further, send Forster the other way then get rid of Harper? It doesn't make any sense to me like. I'd imagine Green is on more than those 2 + Krul put together. This one has Pardew written all over it.

Everton probs offerred him 45k (he's supposed to be on 65k here).

It's clear to me now Ashely is a bona fide genius.

Went behind agents back! Go Ashley!111

Maybe he hasn't been troubled by a mountain of offers.

That's pretty much it.

Clanger prone.

Good spot inspector Stevie.

EDL is a Mi5 front organisation to divide, confuse and progandise disenfranchised and ideologically vacant white males.