Park Life

Pretty fair observations imo.

Voila! Pig with tits! Derranged.

She's got a sort of guilty face tho innit?

Schlupp up yer face.

Played for German u19's iirc.

I heard after a certain amount of anal some have to start wearing tampons to stop leakage.

Damn her!!

Is he a nice black guy like Andi Peters or Ainsley Harriot? I only ask because Best has a bit of the whole gangsta bling thing going on, and old Italian blokes are quite racist towards them types. Might sound rediculous, but just look at the situation: only 1 black man in his squad and he won't pick Best who is in the form of his life.

There's a maximum of 25 overage squad players in the PL. Make it 22. And cap loans to 3. Make players pay a percentage of their income to football charities and so on....

You may wish to check your calculator there Parkster. And if 'the dam breaks' then it'd need to be with all European leagues rather than the PL, otherwise we're fucked. Copied it off one of the comments at the bottom of the article. Clubs will just organise their own TV deals surely? As in Italy? The PL won't let clubs negotiate their own deals, otherwise the elite would have done so a long time ago. The revenues from broadcasting in Europe aren't nearly enough to cause many problems to the PL. I'd get rid of the PL and introduce far more stringent financial regulation. Football has been warped by TV money and taken further and furter away from the grass roots of the game. PL are cunts basically or they would have had done someting about the amount of players a club can loan and registering of squad sizes (should be 22). Liv a couple of years ago had 42 players ffs!! Man U currently have 7 players out on loan. If they could only loan out 3 then players would have to find other clubs and talent wouldn't be hoovered up.

It's sickening players and agents picking up millions (of club money from both sides) just for changing teams. Also first nail in the coffin of no mark clubs where TV money is 90% of income or somesuch.

You may wish to check your calculator there Parkster. And if 'the dam breaks' then it'd need to be with all European leagues rather than the PL, otherwise we're fucked. Copied it off one of the comments at the bottom of the article. Clubs will just organise their own TV deals surely? As in Italy?

80k a year to screen footie in a pub?!!! Fuck off Sky. I hope this dam breaks, and then the glut of money will slowly spiral downward and players won't be able to demand criminally insane wages.

Funny, for me that stat doesn't tell anything about Lovenkrands' woeful positioning sense or his inability to read the game. Yes he tracked back well when he was required and he didn't do anything wrong per say but his positioning, compared to Ba who was there to pick up the scraps from Best and filled the void between the mid and forward line, meant we lost the ball every time it was played out long to Best. Regardless Obertan was the problem that needed to be fixed, end of. Yup. It should have been Bafra for Ba as the main possesion keeping outlet ball and then Tiote and Cabaye would have been confident enough to stop just defending the pen area which is what they did for the last 20min. The CD's btw were defending in Krul's pocket. These are pretty blatant warning signs for a seasoned PL manager.

We did all the sillyness England do under pressure: Falling ever deeper, hoofing it anywhere, players not wanting the ball, lack of rotating movement from the midfield and forwards, losing heads, forgetting about short passes and triangles to gain posession and relive pressure etc... We sat on a 0-2 when we should have changed it and continued in search of a third goal (I said as much in the match thread long before the REAL pressure started and they scored).

Word is financial problems are looming.

It's clear the mf was overrun.

Kept wondering why you were calling Pardew a mother fucker and how he was over-run

If it was a one off I'd take Pards word for it, but this is the second time the mf has been overrun for long periods and he's done nowt.

You must do all right for yourself then, right? I knew this slur on the honour of Blyth's cliterati wouldn't go unpunished. Brave Sir Fish rides to the rescue, cravat flapping in the wind and a trail of Asda vouchers marking his path. Beware ye scoundrels! Forgot the sisters.

Plus Simpson's view of play was blocked by his massive head In the pre-match talk Pards should tell him Sigourney Weaver has been spotted in the ground.

You have 12 points, you got 6 from correct results and there weren't 12 games played so what do you think? I'll keep an eye on it.

Obi needs dropping.