Park Life

You only really cross the line when you get blowjobs off yer daughters school teacher.

That ex Chelsea player just put it past the post. Krul was frozen to the spot and Collo nealy put it in himself as he was running back.

Bar Ba there isn't really enough REAL quality up front. Agreed. Wonder what Oberrun and Obatierrez stats are.... Ben Arfa could have came on mind, but he's becoming an enigma, doesn't seem to have a true position and am beginning to wonder if he has any future at the club. That sort of game yesterday is when he could be used as an impact sub particularly. We needed a spark from somewhere as the game went on. When a team sits deep they WANT YOU TO throw balls into the box from the wing. The two lines of 4 are close together and have time to deal with all that arial shit and second ball (cause it's 2 against 6). WHAT YOU WANT is someone who sneaks between the two lines of 4 ie HBA. What you DON'T WANT is a manager who is stubborn.

Think we were in control for about 70min personally and then they started coming forward a bit (they realised the could nick it) more and nearly scored tbh.

Bar Ba there isn't really enough REAL quality up front. Agreed. Wonder what Oberrun and Obatierrez stats are....

Our general play for the first 45 min, pressure on the ball and tempo was excellent. When it started to go wrong was when frustration started building early in the second half as it started dawning on folk that we might get shut out. A few silly things started creeping in: a few hoofs from Collo and Perch straight down the middle into the general dir of our front men (who were too far apart), rushed corners and bungled free kicks...I can't remember any corner or free kick bar the one Collo hit the post with going to any of our players. Then when it was clear we were flat out of ideas Swansea started to get a foothold in the game and coming forawrd with a few more numbers with at times cohesive interchanging and passing that we could only dream about. Everybody was looking at Pards to do something. What followed was the most absolute bollocks substitions ever witnessed in the western hemisphere since the beginning of time.

One begins to wonder if Pele would get a game under Pardew or would Shola "He's like a lion in training" edge him out?

The idea is to win matches 'getting games' has nowt to do with it. I'd just fly back to France if I was HBA. Wasted. Haven't you done enough? The seed is sewn Looking up Air France as we speak bro.

The idea is to win matches 'getting games' has nowt to do with it. I'd just fly back to France if I was HBA. Wasted.

Pardew is becoming very one dimensional and stubborn. Even a monkey can see when a team sits deep and the two lines of four are close together, just chucking endless questionable balls in from the wing becomes pointless. It was like watching 80's football today.

Strangely optimistic and lacking in conspiracy theories for a Parky post. Are you feeling alright? My thoughts on Giroud...

Make him fat first then sell him. Like the thinking.

Think he's just failed his medical. The selling club will ask for the report. It's not like you can just make up something and write it on there in doctors scribble. There's apparently a list of strikers anyway. Non African will be better.

Medical failed.

Blackburn 2 West Brom 0 Everton 1 Norwich 1 Fulham 2 Bolton 1 Newcastle 3 Swansea 0 Wolves 1 Stoke 1 Wigan 0 Chelsea 2 QPR 1 Man Utd 0 Aston Villa 1 Liverpool 1 Tottenham 3 Sunderland 0 Man City 2 Arsenal 2

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Mrs P is in charge mate. It's what happens when you live with women.

I remember a couple of years ago I heard her fucking her boyfriend when we were staying with them. I was sat in the kitchen and she came out all sweaty and flustered...She said "That was a good workout"...There's that horrible Germaness about her. A workout? A fuking workout?!!1

I am. I mean the little things that bug you when you live with a woman and you see your reflection in her and you realise you're a self-centered sack of shit and an egoist and somehow that's ok cause you're a survivor and you made it through the fear. That you like talking in bars like you know who you are but you get edgy if people talk like they know YOU...Cause they can never know YOU. Love is something you hold onto, not something that is present. All those posters at the train station with people smiling and airburshed to fcuk, somehow that makes more sense when you're happy..But really it's an alien universe you know you can never be a part of.

Incorrect. It involves more risk of failure, that's all. The richest clubs have a different risk environment. If the big money player fails (Torres) they just buy another one because they can. And they will. They have no need to engage in income growth through talent development as they have, in 2 cases, virtually unlimited income. In all other cases (Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool, us and Man U if you go back to Ronaldo) players are sold for more than they were bought to push the club forward. The extent to which it's fundamental depends on the overall model employed in each of those clubs but to varying degrees it goes on. How do you think Spurs built a team capable of qualifying for the CL? Arsenal just sold Fabregas, Nasri and Clichy. Having to take these risks is caused by income inequalities between clubs forcing less wealthy ones to develop their incomes to competen on the uneven playing field. Being able to buy Torres or Tevez for insane money and it not be the only roll of the dice you have is a luxury. Liverpool have gambled £70m on getting back into the CL, they'll be be lucky if their owners can absorb that level of failure and invest again. They may well be able to as they have a lot of cash, unlike us. Don't think Liv have that kind of cash. Think the big dice have already been rolled and it came up Carroll.

It was my first thought. I could de-weaponise her just by being really nice...But that will be a push..I already feel the awakening of my Dexterish subconscious.

There is a long story. But the short story is that when I was going through my rocky patch with Mrs P, this particular bitch was revelling in it. She played a kind of sidekick role to Mrs P's moodswings and kept taking her out for drinks and so on...When me and the Mrs really needed time together.. This particular munter (she's about 6.2" and does refurishing work on old houses) is pure Kraut and a real nuisance. I'm a bit jumpy as I haven't seen her for about a year and a half (she's been living in Berlin since her boyfriend dumped her). It's a real flash back I can do without... What to do? I need to play it cool and am out sat night with mates...But it's strange that I feel I need to stay out of the way. Ideas?

Kind thoughts As9. Have a good one.