Park Life

Dojon.

This thread is bordering on surreal.

Beautifully made and some nice homage to Taxi Driver.

That moment where the ref takes the ball off him...And he just gives up.

I enjoyed it. Decent writers those two. I still watch that sitcom from time to time.

Been tying up 65k a week the useless twunk.

Imagine Kalou in place of Obertans.

That's not the one Parky, Lucho Gonzalez is actually quite good. It was Nacho Gonzalez that Wise brought in. They all sound the same to me.

I'd take Kalou and Darron Gibson out of that lot.

Bosman List ARSENAL Manuel Almunia 19 May 1977 Goalkeeper Lukasz Fabianski 18 Apr 1985 Goalkeeper Vito Mannone 2 Mar 1988 Goalkeeper Tomas Rosicky 4 Oct 1980 Midfielder Andrei Arshavin 29 May 1981 Midfielder ASTON VILLA Brad Guzan 9 Sep 1984 Goalkeeper Andy Marshall 14 Apr 1975 Goalkeeper Habib Beye 19 Oct 1977 Defender Carlos Cuellar 23 Aug 1981 Defender Shane Lowry 12 Jun 1989 Defender Emile Heskey 11 Jan 1978 Striker BLACKBURN Michel Salgado 22 Oct 1975 Defender David Dunn 27 Dec 1979 Midfielder Herold Goulon 12 Jun 1988 Midfielder Vince Grella 5 Oct 1979 Midfielder Josh Morris 30 Sep 1991 Midfielder Keith Andrews 13 Sep 1980 Midfielder Nick Blackman 11 Nov 1989 Striker Junior Hoilett 5 Jun 1990 Striker Jason Roberts 25 Jan 1978 Striker BOLTON Jussi Jaaskelainen 19 Apr 1975 Goalkeeper Gary Cahill 19 Dec 1985 Defender Ricardo Gardner 25 Sep 1978 Defender Zat Knight 2 May 1980 Defender Sam Ricketts 11 Oct 1981 Defender Paul Robinson 14 Dec 1978 Defender Gretar Steinsson 9 Jan 1982 Defender Sean Davis 20 Sep 1979 Midfielder Martin Petrov 15 Jan 1979 Midfielder Robbie Blake 4 Mar 1976 Striker Kevin Davies 26 Mar 1977 Striker Ivan Klasnic 29 Jan 1980 Striker Tope Obadeyi 29 Oct 1989 Striker CHELSEA Henrique Hilario 21 Oct 1975 Goalkeeper Jose Bosingwa 24 Aug 1982 Defender Florent Malouda 13 Jun 1980 Midfielder Didier Drogba 11 Mar 1978 Striker Salomon Kalou 5 Aug 1985 Striker EVERTON Tim Howard 6 Mar 1979 Goalkeeper Marcus Hahnemann 15 Jun 1972 Goalkeeper Sylvain Distin 16 Dec 1977 Defender James McFadden 14 Apr 1983 Striker Louis Saha 8 Aug 1978 Striker FULHAM Mark Schwarzer 6 Oct 1972 Goalkeeper Csaba Somogyi 7 Apr 1985 Goalkeeper Zdenek Grygera 14 May 1980 Defender Stephen Kelly 6 Sep 1983 Defender Danny Murphy 18 Mar 1977 Midfielder Alexander Kacaniklic 13 Aug 1991 Midfielder Andy Johnson 10 Feb 1981 Striker LIVERPOOL Fabio Aurelio 24 Sep 1979 Defender MAN CITY Stuart Taylor 28 Nov 1980 Goalkeeper Owen Hargreaves 20 Jan 1981 Midfielder MAN UNITED Tomasz Kuszczak 20 Mar 1982 Goalkeeper Darron Gibson 25 Oct 1987 Midfielder Ryan Giggs 29 Nov 1973 Midfielder Dimitar Berbatov * 30 Jan 1981 Striker Michael Owen 14 Dec 1979 Striker * Sir Alex Ferguson has said the club will activate a clause to renew Berbatov's contract, but until that has officially taken place, he remains scheduled to be out of contract at the end of the season. NEWCASTLE Steve Harper 14 Mar 1975 Goalkeeper Tamas Kadar 14 Mar 1990 Defender Danny Guthrie 18 Apr 1987 Midfielder Alan Smith 28 Oct 1980 Midfielder Peter Lovenkrands 29 Jan 1980 Striker NORWICH Declan Rudd 16 Jan 1991 Goalkeeper Adam Drury 29 Aug 1978 Defender Zak Whitbread 4 Mar 1984 Defender Simeon Jackson 28 Mar 1987 Striker Aaron Wilbraham 21 Oct 1979 Striker QPR Radek Cerny 18 Feb 1974 Goalkeeper Danny Gabbidon 8 Aug 1979 Defender Fitz Hall 20 Dec 1980 Defender Clint Hill 19 Oct 1978 Defender Bruno Perone 6 July 1987 Defender Danny Shittu 2 Sep 1980 Defender Akos Buzsaky 7 May 1982 Midfielder Lee Cook 3 Aug 1982 Midfielder Kieron Dyer 29 Dec 1978 Midfielder Hogan Ephraim 31 Mar 1988 Midfielder Patrick Agyemang 20 Sep 1980 Striker Alessandro Pellicori 22 Jul 1971 Striker Angelo Balanta 1 Jul 1990 Striker STOKE Carlo Nash 13 Sep 1973 Goalkeeper Jonathan Woodgate 22 Jan 1980 Defender Danny Collins 6 Aug 1980 Defender Salif Diao 10 Feb 1977 Midfielder Matthew Lund 21 Nov 1990 Midfielder Tom Soares 10 Jul 1986 Midfielder Michael Tonge 7 Apr 1983 Midfielder Rory Delap 6 Jul 1976 Midfielder Danny Pugh 19 Oct 1982 Midfielder Ricardo Fuller 31 Oct 1979 Striker Mamady Sidibe 18 Dec 1979 Striker SUNDERLAND Craig Gordon 31 Dec 1982 Goalkeeper Nyron Nosworthy 11 Oct 1980 Defender Jack Colback 24 Oct 1989 Midfielder Jordan Cook 20 Mar 1990 Striker Ryan Noble 11 Jun 1991 Striker SWANSEA Vangelis Moras 26 Aug 1981 Defender Ashley Richards 12 Apr 1991 Defender Kemy Agustien 20 Aug 1986 Midfielder Ferrie Bodde 5 May 1982 Midfielder Thomas Butler 25 Apr 1981 Midfielder David Cotterill 4 Dec 1987 Midfielder Mark Gower 5 Oct 1978 Midfielder TOTTENHAM Carlo Cudicini 6 Sep 1973 Goalkeeper Heurelho Gomes 15 Feb 1981 Goalkeeper Ledley King 12 Oct 1980 Defender WEST BROM Luke Daniels 5 Jan 1988 Goalkeeper Marton Fulop 3 May 1983 Goalkeeper Nicky Shorey 19 Feb 1981 Defender Joe Mattock 15 May 1990 Defender Steven Reid 10 Mar 1981 Midfielder Paul Scharner 11 Mar 1980 Midfielder Somen Tchoyi 29 Mar 1983 Midfielder Jerome Thomas 23 Mar 1983 Midfielder Roman Bednar 26 Mar 1983 Striker Marc-Antoine Fortune 2 Jul 1981 Striker WIGAN Mike Pollitt 29 Feb 1972 Goalkeeper Chris Kirkland 2 May 1981 Goalkeeper Maynor Figueroa 2 May 1983 Defender Mohamed Diame 14 Jun 1987 Midfielder Jordi Gomez 24 May 1985 Midfielder David Jones 4 Nov 1984 Midfielder Hendry Thomas 23 Feb 1985 Midfielder Hugo Rodallega 25 Jul 1985 Striker

Swansea have pulled off something of a coup by signing highly-rated Icelandic international Gylfi Sigurdsson from Hoffenheim. The former-Reading star arrives on-loan until the end of the season. The 22 year-old cost the German Bundesliga side £6million when he arrived from the Royals but injury has hampered his time in the German top flight. Good player.

Blast from the past: International football agent Christophe Mongai has revealed why Marseille cannot seem to cash in on midfielder Lucho Gonzalez. The Argentine playmaker is eager to leave Velodrome and Marseille chiefs are prepared to sell him at the right price. However, despite the player’s obvious qualities, the French giants have yet to receive a concrete offer. “The problem of Lucho is his cost,” Christophe Mongai, the agent who represents Bacary Sanga and Nene, told La Provence. “He was purchased for €18 million, whereas he is now worth €3m or €4m. Given his age, the club that buy him would have no prospect of reselling the player in the future. ”On top of that, he is also blocked by the €2.5 million per year salary.”

Bidding war between Chelsea and PSG for Hulk.

Think the agents fee was key non?

That's a good scope of VCB.

Dom NUFC Sweeney @DomNUFCSweeney 3m Reply Retweet Favorite · Open @nufcfans #NUFC possibly in line to sign southampton midfielder adam lallana

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He's fit for ManU.

See what that Cheif scout bloke drags up. Hold judgement till the end of the window. It's the only way to cling to what's left of my sanity.

James Perch mkII These are the ACTUAL players we're looking at not Samba and so on...

I was saying Coyle should get manager of the season at this point last year when he had Bolton in our position. They totally crumbled though and finished below us, and this season they've been woeful. This is what I fear for us. I stand by what I was saying after 11 games, we had some very kind fixtures early on and rub of the green like I've never experienced. It was never going to be sustained. Wrong to look at Pardew though, because Fergie himself would struggle with the tools Mike Ashley provides. It's just a shame Ashley now sees europe on a shoestring as a possibility. He feels our start has vindicated his approach and any drop off will be the fault of the team/manager. We don't have the players for a effective 442.

The Russians ruined Auschwitz.

Rhys Williams (born 14 July 1988) is an Australian professional football (soccer) player currently playing for Middlesbrough in the English Football League Championship and the Australia national football team. A very versatile player, Williams is adept at playing as a defensive midfielder, central defender, right fullback or more recently as an attacking midfielder.[1] Adam David Lallana (born 10 May 1988) is an English footballer who currently plays as an attacking midfielder for Championship club Southampton. Born in St Albans, Lallana began his career with Southampton as a youth player in 2000. He signed professional terms in 2006, and has remained with the club since.