Park Life

Agreed. We look ropey without Tiote and now without Cabaye it will be a very big ask. If the Yak plays well it could be bad.

Would have cost £10k to fly them back on private jet on sunday. This would have been very winnable with the two lads upfront.

What kind of donkey struggles with omlettes?

Ba gets back tomorrow? This club is a joke. It's gonna be more points dropped and no mistake.

The mito looks like a dream the golf looks like it lost WW2.

Funny reading.

It was you, you dopey cunt. I seem to remember Gemma renting out his bedroom cupboards as executive storage to the club. Out of order like.

But seriously stevie we talked about this 2 years ago. Why are you fucking around?

Gone.

Really enjoyed the help. MrsP talked me into watching it.

My boss owns it, but if and when I do this, I have enough people who will be loyal to me in terms of clients. Officially though if I do leave I can't work that market for 6 months, but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. Don't sign anything that might give them a legal comeback. If it's just a gentlemans agreement than that's fine, you will feel your way around that (as you say with your regulars). My mate had the same thing in London. But business is business. If it were me I'd hit your bosses database the hardest and straight away while the relationships are warm. They will expect that anyway. I used to stay late at work and stole the whole thing onto me old organiser. That's not advice...It's just what happens when you realise you have to win.

Stevie...Your database of clients? Do you have your own or does your boss and his lot own it?

You should be the acc. I know embarrassingly little about stuff like this. I passed my exams, but was only ever working on big companies, so tax rules and all the rest of it fell out of my head the minute I left the exam room, if they ever made it in there. It's the best way.

You should be the acc.

Banks want collateral and they also want to be wasting your time with all sorts of other bollocks. Me and my partner had 0 business history and started with just a handful of clients, it wasn't worth all the cinderella dancing banks need. You're right in the sense that the cards need to be resolved with the first year. We paid them off in 3 months.

I can live on 30k a year, and that was my intention for the first two years, and hopefully I'll have 100k plus tied up in the business saved in 2 years time. The acc will tell you where the money should be/go. Don't make the mistake of thinking the Ltd is an extension of yourself...It's just a tool for legal transactions.

I found that the business plan was next to useless. Out the window after 6 months. Thing is once you hook into the game, so many things change and there are that many surprises, all the plans are redundant or have evolved hugely as to make them useless. Me and my partner wasted about 10k in the first year on an office (which no one ever had to come to). Axed that as soon as the contract finished. Aye, but any bank/grant issuer will require one. I just started with a couple of credit cards. No noncing around with banks and the like.

You have the ideal characteristics to go it alone. Do it and you won't look back. Means throwing everything into it, but it really is fun. I've travelled the world at others expense and developed 10 fold as a person. It rubs off onto other aspects of your life and what you thing is achievable. The easiest thing is to make yourself a dir and pay yourself as you need it. In Eng its pretty relaxed scenario as a Ltd. My turnover in the first couple of years was about 200 to 250k. Get a company bank account (a basic one which you can op from the internet with a couple of clicks). Make the accountant the secretary and get someone who you respect the chairman (he can vote too if it comes to it and he can stop you doing silly things). There will be grants available in your area if you employ just one person...Look into that. Get a cushty website knocked up by someone on here but make it snazzy as that is part of your profile. Pay yourself in such a way that the Ltd don't show profits... I would bet money you wil succeed. If you need any more advice, just pm me. Thanks for that Parky, I was considering paying myself a wage from the business rather than just taking the lot. My plans are very much in their infancy so any advice is gratefully accepted. I definitely need a website like, could probably get one up and running for £250 eh? I think Ant does them. Ant will do it...Think there is someone else on here as well. Get you partners (firms you will be servicing to advertise on there for free to start with). This is a goowill gesture and later if you go to the next level you might be able to charge some other mugs for it. Makes the site look more business like and you can adv on other peoples sites in return...Think like this all the time. It is a tree and the roots should shoot up all over the place. Register for vat and buy all the shit you need and slate it to the ltd...Inc car, all travel, computers and so on...Mrs P even gets money back for shit she buys on amazon if they are books...They are business tools.

I found that the business plan was next to useless. Out the window after 6 months. Thing is once you hook into the game, so many things change and there are that many surprises, all the plans are redundant or have evolved hugely as to make them useless. Me and my partner wasted about 10k in the first year on an office (which no one ever had to come to). Axed that as soon as the contract finished.

You have the ideal characteristics to go it alone. Do it and you won't look back. Means throwing everything into it, but it really is fun. I've travelled the world at others expense and developed 10 fold as a person. It rubs off onto other aspects of your life and what you thing is achievable. The easiest thing is to make yourself a dir and pay yourself as you need it. In Eng its pretty relaxed scenario as a Ltd. My turnover in the first couple of years was about 200 to 250k. Get a company bank account (a basic one which you can op from the internet with a couple of clicks). Make the accountant the secretary and get someone who you respect the chairman (he can vote too if it comes to it and he can stop you doing silly things). There will be grants available in your area if you employ just one person...Look into that. Get a cushty website knocked up by someone on here but make it snazzy as that is part of your profile. Pay yourself in such a way that the Ltd don't show profits... I would bet money you wil succeed. If you need any more advice, just pm me.

Seen him a few times on the telly here and I'm quite excited to have him with us at such a crucial tipping point. He's faster than Ba1, although Ba1 is more the instinctive finisher imo. Papiss is a confidence player and when it goes well it goes very well. I don't want any fucking around these two should start together every game.