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Christ what a bunch of weeds...Worried about the tube.. The mid-section of my umbrella used to slide out to reveal quite a handy blade.

Barcelona or Valencia.

Bit worried this is going to end up as a CT photo-montage. "Young cream" indeed! What next perky wingers? Stiff defenders? The mind boggles. All lovingly photographed with his © cucumbers I shouldn't wonder...

Karma's a bitch.

Fear is half the fear.

Agreed. This is the new paradigm for the matrix however. Watch.

We have to beat Everton and Wigan and then get a win from either Chelsea or ManC. I'm very confident we can do ManC at SJP. Chelsea are away to Liv last game, might be KD's send off game.

Seriously AS you'll be better off in the emigre, arty - writer community in Paris. Get a job in a restaurant and you won't have to worry about food costs. You can develop your French and the ambience and chicks during a Paris spring is to die for. Driving a van around London is a recipie for disaster. Prague is also good as you could double as a travel writer and pitch London mags with various articles and photo mongtage of the lovely city. You've probably saved 5-8k and this will be enough for a year in Prague where it is still possible to live cheap. Local beers 1.30e

Yup.

People are carrying on like it's another planet.

With a depleted first 11 they will be slaughtered by Real in the final. For us, let's beat Wigan first or none of it will matter.

Good result for us that. Keeps Chelsea distracted. Won't win in the final with half the side out.

Never as good as Maradonna, who would have had Chelsea on toast tonight or at least some proper diving.

That's a good deal.

I know mate. The way my Barca friend explained it to me is that when they have the ball he's a link between the def (3) and the advanced mifield (2-3 of whom have to get into the box as they have no recognised striker). When they have the ball it's essentially a 334 most of the time. When they lose the ball his job is to harass the the opp advanced forwards. The other 3 proper defenders sit behind him. Essentially the system has profited from having at times 6 in midfield for short passes as the 'ghost striker' is basically Messi. The story behind this goes that Pep tried it cause Pique has lost intrest in football since he bought an island with Shakira. True Story.

They don't play 4 def dimwit.

4-0 or summink. They will be stung into action after the other night.

Harrissa my friend. Get harissa if you're into your chillies.

Up the prozac.

There are basically 3 groups that have a laugh in London...Those earning more than 100k, students with parental money and hot chicks under 30. For everyone else it is the most unimagineable savagery known to man. With your 'shit' job you'll be living in a bedsit if it's anywhere near the center or decent area, that will cost you a fair whack as well. The 'shared house' will be populated by various cunts who will eat all your food you naively left in the fridge and once they find out you like 'writing' they will take everything in your room when you go out.

This Pogba is meant to be shit hot. Nicked from another club probs..

Tiny bit.

Think we will beat City regardless. It's the Chelsea game that bothers me.

Stoke Newington is a nightmare tho.