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How would we defend ourselves if a dictatorship took over? (Far fetched I know ). Vote Ukip? Put the rubbish in the wrong bins?

I should have shot some motha fuckas.

Err democracy was built on guns. Or do you speak German?

It's law in America. Gun ownership is a right. The vast majority want it.

Nice bait and switch. We are in the EU - nobody wanted it. We went to war in Iraq - millions didn't want it...We bailed out the banks - nobody was asked. Not sure we can start lecturing the americans about rights and democracy.

There are tragedies all over the place and some of them come with the fact that with freedoms there comes responsabilities. Shall we ban cars cause they kill more people than guns ever will? Shall we ban alcohol cause it brings misery to millions? Shall we ban science cause it invented war machines and the atom bomb?

Your arse has been bought and sold so many times I wouldn't trust you to pick the toon first 11. There is a good reason the founders included gun ownership. 2nd ammendment.

Look. All major drugs companies do testing in Africa on 14yr old girls/children and the poor so there is no legal comeback.

South London has spoken!

I'm sorry but who elected you the dictator of what's accepteble for americans?

That looks nice.

It's crucial the americans keep their guns.

Cisse on the left is fantasy land.

I've been very critical of Pardew and some of the players, but that performace was the best in a long, long time for me.

This performace will give the players a good feeling and a bit of confidence. Played really well.

Thought Simpson did alright today. Even tried to take a man on now and again.

Like Anita on set pieces. Much better than that shit Cabaye dishes up.

No complaints. Best performance of the season. Nice passing and movement and matched the best team in the league for 70 odd mins. Cisse spins and scores it's 2-2 and then could have gone either way. MOM - Anita.

First 20-25 min the best I've seen us play this season. No shame in being down to these. Little irritated with Santon for the second.

Shooting, intrigue and sex. What more you want?

We'll be winning this. Put the house on it.

I always imagine Leazes standing on top of his Muhammed shed flinging bacon at his muslim neighbours.

Newest member 'Singapore toon'. That's got to be Gemmill.

He should have a little go in the prison board(or whatever it's called). It's christmas ffs!