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Think Colo but it's close. The germans are about to get theirs.

They don't really have a character to assasinate. Self loathing, neurotic - hollier than thou fuckwits with 0 sense of humour. My friends here aren't really Germans they're auslanders like myself - Czechs, Poles and the like. If I could wish Armageddon on these people I'd do...

The people have 0 charisma and even less charm. There is literally nothing endearing about them. They stick to what they know and try and lay it on that they are the best at everything...The only reason I stay here is cause of my daughter or I'd have been out long ago. Every night I pray for the euro to crash. Historically all the big companies here supported Hitler cause they had so little contact with international markets and no confidence of their own abilities (outside their little potato republic fiefdom) hence no choice than to back a murdering regime of cunts. That's the germans in a nutshell. Inward looking self-obsessed idiots. Just under the surface they are the same Nazi's they've always been and that's what the EU is about - dictating to the rest of europe what's what. No matter how history is re-written the german people did the killing and from what I know of them now - it was willingly and with some glee and precision. It's why Nato are here...These can never be trusted.

Germany isn't beautiful and brilliant at all. It's a country full of neurotic self-obsessed dickheads.

It's your fault for backing Souness that's led to all this. Clear as day mate.

Oi! It's worse than that...She did a student exchange in Houghton-le-Spring which I do believe is in Sunderland. Kraut-Mackem basically.

MrsP's take on it: "Who the fuck wants to live in Newcastle anyway"!

Looks like David Lynch is our new scriptwriter.

Hatem or Cabaye.

What you calling it? Farbricio? One piece of advise. Need to perfect the pushing the wife out of the bed (while she's asleep) when you hear the baby crying.

Think the situation can be managed so it doesn't come to that and I don't think he's that type of person.

Totally agree with that. He seems like a good person however by all accounts and he we have to make as strong a case as possible that he sees out the season with us (even if it means the odd flight to Arg to see his family and so on...) He has to see the season out.

Club comes first. I wouldn't entertain any option that lets him swan off to Argentina, especially if it doesn't mean 10m in our bank account. He's a big lad and he has to get on with it. I hope the club make that clear to him.

In this instance Mashley is the last person to fuck about with and I think Collo will find that out. San Lorenzo have no money and are probably angling for a loan. That can't happen. This is a mess Collo has got HIMSELF INTO.

Read somewhere his family have already flown to Arg. The predicament we're in with reg to relegation fight etc we have to look at every ave to keep Collo onboard till the end of April or something and have some agreement in place that he can go to Arg for the whole summer and come back in Aug. There is no way we have time to replace a player of his calibre and I don't think there is the desire to fork out 8-10m in a central defender this window. If he does go this week we're in grave danger of going down, this must be made clear to him and he has to man up and stay 2-3 months to see us through. Personally would get him in a room and make all this clear and not pander to any soft options. If he refuses to play he goes in the reserves and gets fined.

Quite.

Sitters should have been wiped out, prone as they are when a wild animal strikes. Standers would be off like a shot - already in sprint position.

Nagredo (not a Suarez joke) being offered to various clubs inc us for Eur14m. Spanish lads reckon a good solid hold the ball up striker who could work well with Cisse.

They keep saying cause he runs so fast.

I like more a lot of people I didn't used to like and like less some people who I used to like more. It seems it's really all just projections of my own forever changing and roving gaze. Think a lot of the bickering on here is somehow connected to sun activity or perhaps moon cycles or a bloody great alien terror weapon called boredom.

Get in Bong!

There's one or two on here that love taking the moral high ground. Stevie and Ant are both decent in my experience. The moral of the story is if you're gonna fall out (interweb style) pick a proper cunt.

The Hobbit it is then.

Sammy seriously needs the Messi/Maradona diet.

Mrs P is such a bitch man. She said, "I suppose you'll be spending more time in the living room now"...Like it was a downside.