Park Life

Gloom going about his business...

End of the week. 99% sure he's in.

Xeno estrogen.

Will be in by Fri.

Stopped reading at Asda.

Must say a bit dissapointed re-reading it all these years later.

It's early.

Like that formation Fish.

Da sprinters.

Looks like he's in. What are your expectations and how will he be played? Bit of a lazy fucker and a bit moody but has a touch more pace than Cisse. Likes the ball early so Pards is super keen...

All on drugs.

I can honestly say I've learnt a helluva lot from women. One must never let mind.

I read somewhere women get uptight if they have too many orgasms.

It's difficult to get proper fruit and veg anyway...I mean stuff that isn't full of dodgy fertilizer and pesticide...

Stone deaf.

I told someone once to sleep with stones from a river under their bed to cure a bad back. Worked apparently. I use that one for many things inc against mobile phone radiation.

Badly chosen random. Weren't Ginola and Cantona always unfit? Eh? Eh?

George Best was really unfit.

Have you tried aromatherapy?

I often think a lot of players are much fitter than they need to be. Don't leave your game in the gym.

You can't wait to get at him. The season is still a month off ffs!

Depp's biggest box office flop??

He can practice his disco dancing for all I care. The most talented player we have by a mile.