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How this is going to backfire when thousands of Romanians and Bulgarians arrive on Jan 5th 2014.

Just needs to launch the fat free grill thing.

I miss the Tory think tanks that came out with 'big ideas' - crazy shit that sent fear and pain into the vastness of the masses. Now it's just what can we do with an ice cream float?

Should have had it in Urdu, Hindi, Bengali and Punjabi or have I gone too far?

I shudder at the thought of Ashley,Kinnear and Pards all in one room. Like a low budget Lahndhan gangster film.

Never really rated him, seems a bit fat and slow. Getting goals in the French league isn't the most solid of pointers.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/10209522/Joe-Kinnears-arrival-at-Newcastle-United-has-revitalised-Alan-Pardew-ahead-of-new-Premier-League-season.html

Spain being quite relaxed is one its draws ffs!

They've already started it. Post-consumerism and sustainabitliy is the order of the day...Of course it won't apply to the top 3% only the rest of us.

On my third ecig now. Quite a posh German one, get massive puffs out of it.

This is ridiculous. No doubt aimed at the Tory vote migrating to Ukip. It's offensive and stigmatising to such a degree it's actually surreal.

I still have to have a couple of real during the day.

Do tell.

Charles tops up on magic mushrooms before penning obscure letters on the 'matters of the day'.

Mi6 swears alligence to the Queen, so beware ignoring Charles late night rambling letter writing about architecture and homosexuality.

They've got their grubby hands in everything. It's astounding to me that these letters are being kept from public purview.

Well 90% of the Parliament toilets tested positive. I have no idea mate.

You're clearly insane.

That I'm fine with. But these long talks about drugs while people are trying to get home...Ridiculous. Back in the bad old days I once arrived at Heathrow unknowingly with a lump of coke in me wallet and they swabbed my mobile and the bloke said, "You know it's illegal to take drugs on a flight?" I had a good laugh with him and he was perfectly fine...Panicked when I opened me wallet on the flight mind.. If that hapenned today it would have been a long chat and probably an x-ray. I imagine just about everybody of a certain age will have grass residue on their keyboard. Who do these people think they are? It's a huge waste of time and money.

That's all done at birth. Has been since 1968 or summink...No need to fuck about at airports bro.

I mean these long talks they give people that there was a 3% positive reading (on their keyboard) and then all the searching and whatnot...What a waste of time.

Just saw some pics of the nurse with the queen...Interesting belt buckle. Hmmm...

What's the point of them? Just about every laptop bag from London will have coke traces...

Agree. He can cut in from the left or the right at pace.