Park Life

I can't drink more than 6 or I start barking at the moon.

I would rather he kept his mouth shut and read a couple of books on football tactics (for beginners).

I was glad to see the back of the bearded lady in the end.

Quite like watching those Narnia films with the littleun.

Thanks for putting that together Fish.

Think she meant 'To the Manor Born'...

Pards acts like a salesman every summer.

No it's not wrong.

That's the way football is now. Most fans are callow, dopey shithouses who have been conditioned by branding and doblespeak. Football died a while back...We hold onto something within this paradigm which is like a ghost of football. It's a product now bro.

That's an excellent doc HF.

They're all wankers bro. Just saying that I noticed that Bent is the cleanest finisher.

It's his USP.

Bent has a better conversion rate than Gomis, Cisse or Remy.

Scaramanga.

They're going through a messy divorce.

Yeah with illegal Govt and Bank money.

Yeah a couple of nips in their morning hot choc should sort it.

Gay.

That must be doing your head in man.

Looks like some serious business going down next week.

This 100m on Bale shows that the big clubs are igonoring it and just paying lip service.

Think he prefers Battyboy.

He needs regular games.