Park Life

At last we can relax.

Just after that pic Joe has probably turned round and said, "Who the fuck are you again?"

Why do you bother with such shit?

He's quite sexy.

The Germans have the manners but the Dutch have the sense of humour. Give and take innit....

Took my mate in Nice a year to sack his secretary. The laws are insane.

It goes off without sugar.

Totally agree. The pre-season seems to have been structured purely around fitness rather than tactical tuning against top sides.

SchweizDeutsche and French are the main languages...I rest my case. Strangely Sud Tyrolish Deutsche is my favourite..They've taken German and made it sing-songy..Quite pleasant.

Commercial and matchday income is tied into goodwill and the prevailing economic climate to an extent...That's not to say that they are singularly lacking in vision. I'd imagine (and I'm guessing) that commercial income has dropped at most clubs outside of the CL.

Fantastic stuff Gloom. I've found one place where a good masalla dosa can be had here.

it's alright when you're 12 or summink...

He's only been talking to the agents.

Paid 20 quid for a sandwich at Geneva airport once...That country needs nuking. I only use the Turkish butcher here, it's half the price of the supermarket (twice the quality) and very carefully sourced due to religion and so on...

That should be the template.

Very dangerous player. Fingers crossed.

Don't use too much sugar.

The sea has been used as a cheap dumping ground for ages now man. Half our nuclear waste is in the channel in rusty buckets or summink..All I touch is those deep sea atlantic prawns.

I'm generally happy with where he has got us financially, I'm not happy with his appointments and to some smaller degree our abilty to compete. I see us as a top 6 club.

Can't see it bro. I'm not defending him btw...Pards is 'apparently' on a bonus reg spend and profit...

Remy and Hatem either side/just behind a front man would be dangerous for any side.

He's hot housing them the fucker...

Cause that inc everything...ie addons, agent fees, bonuses. ie a simple 5m deal in reality costs the club probs 7-8m.