Park Life

Anita is tidy but in no way the force Sissoko is.

Gonna do some St Pauli games when me mate comes over.

You barely know yourself chuck.

Looking forward to the Morrissey book.

Liberace 8/10 Hilarious. There's a bit where he get Matt Damon to have plastics so that he can look more like him.. Damon: "He's taken everything from me, even my fucking face"!!

Families have to be in soft focus, the truth is too harsh.

The coaching here is insanely detailed and well planned.

Just eat loads of raw ginger. Gone in 2 days.

He's always had penis envy.

When I used to work in London and had expenses I fancied myself as a bit of a gastronaut....I know now that simple food, plainly prepared is far more energising and refreshing.

Perhaps I shall defer my facial routine for another time.

Pitta bread, hummous, olives, glass of red.

I'm developing some kind of disorder where I check through the window of carriages before getting on, it's getting to the point where you may see me scuttling around on the UBahn looking for the most ideal spot to sit. People using phones(Turks mainly who shout) - I can't get on, group of girls cackling - no..Fat people eating - no, pets -no...

The Butler 1/10 Absolute fuking shit. Was in the middle of a long row so mulled leaving for about half an hour before pulling the plug on it. It's so choclolate box I was serioulsy feeling psychotic.

Cutting out fizzy drinks and all those sugary juices has been a real eye opener. Fizzy water with a dash of lime or tea only now. Weight came off in a flash. And apart from a run round the lake once a week I don't exercise.

The passing game and football in general has been better this season. Remy has clearly made a massive difference in the postion normally occupied by the carthorse.

Palace started really well. Must be gutted.

Scandal at those prices...Nuke from orbit.

On another planet compared to Pardclue. [/thetrapisset]

Lost 1kg in a couple of weeks just by giving up Coca Cola. Top that you gymrat fucks!

You can't build your midfield around a pouffe like that.

Good read that.

In Germany people get asked where they're originally from even at posh dinner parties cause they 'really need to know'... I pointed out on Sat night to one woman that it was actually quite rude to press people about their ethnicity in Eng....

Perfect position for the stretch/accidental elbow.