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The quicker avb gets back to his bread and butter work in Lord of the rings the faster Spurs will be back on song. Bale used to score loads from outside the area, there is a reason for that. Extra games start to matter toward the end of the season just as smaller squads suffer after christmas.

Yeah this one is made for a Hatem coming in with his ego dented.

Looking forward to a comfortable win. 2 or 3 nil.

You're wrong about him...He's not as good as early promise suggested..Mou lite without the moody, well dressed mind games.

Reckon he'll be gone soon. But for some lucky pens they'd be mid table now.

AVB.

Spurs have a crap ginge manager.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome victory!

Get Hatem on.

Oh no! Defoe.

The ever responsible Debbie. ffs!

We need one more cuase Defoe is certain to score when he comes on.

AVB is the epitome of the total cunting ginge.

He's got fukin work shoes on with a tracksuit. Will never get a job in Italy.

Spurs so far as I predicted...AVB is such a ginger swot, with his little pads and data printouts ripping the soul out of a once attractive club.

First game this season I'm really nervous...Normally that's a good sign.

I'd take a poor 0-0 right now. It will be really important they don't get an early 'lucky goal'...By half time their support will be moaning.

Remy will have space when the yids are all up the pitch fiddling with hair gel and looking pretty...I'd like to see him hanging around the half way line with Goof ready to support quick interchanges at pace. The Spurs CD's are clumsy and a bit stupid. Only 6 goals from open play...Even this fucker Soldado does more linking than sharp shooting.. AVB had a pop at the fans recently regarding this as they miss the free flowing days of open top cars and late night shopping. If AVB dyed his hair blond and stopped wearing such tight clothing spurs could win the league.

Little annoyed that Lamela has just started finding his PL legs...Just at the wrong time for us. He'll prove to be the best player they purchased in recent history.

Well drilled by ginge (an echo of early Mourinho fumnblings), not many get into da box...(like Chelsea)..Lot of overlapping wide - low representation in the middle...The Midfield and the forwards (normally one) rarely go beyond the backline looking for the ball (Liv have mastered this now with Sturr/Coutinho and Saurez). Players tend to hold position and give it to one of the sprinters (used to be Bale and now its Townsend). If they are on top in games tend to form that tedious semi-circle and ball gets passed back and forth (in and out of it) till someone makes a run or someone is unmarked in the box. Spurs fans haven't been over enamoured with ginge for some while (started with Adebayor saga - story beginning to change now). The other reason they don't score freely is that the attacks have a slow buildup (like Chelsea) or the sprinter runs up there with only one in the box (Soldado). Our chances are good today cause AVB is one hell of a boring coach (like Mou).

He doesn't want to drop Tiote so shoehorns Siss into the side (another worker bee). The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.Friedrich Nietzsche