Park Life

"Stevie Taxi Driver" A Scorcese Film in Toonscope. He rights wronguns...A dark rain is coming...

He writes that before his trial for rape in 1992, a friend he names as Calvin told him about a "hoodoo woman", who said if he got a jar filled with $500, peed in it and then brought them to her she would pray for him. He responded by saying that it was even too much for someone who threw his money around like he did. Other friends suggested he try a voodoo priest, who proposed that he wash in oils and drink special water. "I was drinking goddamn Hennessy. I wasn't going to water down my Hennessy," Tyson retorted. He writes that he eventually settled on looking for help from a Santeria witch doctor, with whom he went to the courthouse with a pigeon and an egg. Tyson was to drop the egg and release the bird while yelling: "We're free!" He was sentenced to six years for the rape of Desirée Washington. The whole thing looks hilarious. http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2013/nov/14/mike-tyson-undisputed-truth-astonishing-claims

Mou had the same thing with Mata as soon as he arrived and put it about he had concerns about the work rate etc...And look where that's got him..Nowhere. He's gone back to Mata now in a panic.

I will never ever forget his screaming, "Hit Ba...Hit Ba!!" at everybody as soon as they got the ball.

If you have squad depth to enable rotation I can't imagine how it can ever be an issue.

Moneyball at work.

This Hatem stuff is getting silly now. He's our best player by a country mile.

Agree completely Stevie.

AVB's problem at Spurs is the support not the players. They are sick to the back teeth of his conservative tactics. You could hear them towared the end of our game.

A future withouth biological women. The future men all over the planet are planning in their garages. Keep up. No more of that needy mind bending chat late at night...Breakfasts in bed delivered by super models with iq's tweaked for various activities...One minute Kasparov level chess, next minute a quick go on the fiddle.

No, you have a sepereate one for cooking innit. One for each room - that kind of thing...A gaggle of hot clones frothing for cock and sometimes cooking and channel changing. Roll on the future!

We will win this at a canter. Stay frosty.

We don't need women just hot clones that we've knocked up on cad or summink....I'm interested in the decoration not the tree.

Pagan festival turned into buying frenzy...Capitalism don't ya just love it?!

I only see Guti as some kind of workhorse when we need to close out a game late on.

At least there is some proper fukin silence.

We need to keep women out of space....Men see space as another opp to build a garden shed away from their cackling and pestering.

Spurs players look at the box like it's a radiation zone.

Yeah ManC main issue is in defence. Once Kompany is out they are all over the place and he also gives them much needed leadership.

Whatever the merits of that issue avb is also aware that such piffle musn't get into the players heads...Something Pardclue was never bright enough to consider.

This is madness.

We've deserved the last two wins and our fight and tenacity has been awesome. These are the kinds of wins that really galvanise a side and I think we'll win the next two with ease. The levels of performance are really key in the PL especially when the elite sides are out of kilter. Pellegrini has looked shell shocked away from home, avb is as clueless as they come trying to marshall a million midfielders with no bottle and Mou has run up against an aging side (Lamp and Terry are finished yet start many games) with no Drogba. The spat with Mata was very revealing in that he starts two DM's in home games instead of playing Mata AND Oscar. We need 2 players for a top 4 finish. OMG!! Yes I said it!

Shotgun.

We're moving dangerous into post-feminism here. Men WANT to leave the planet and could care less abou it....Women are tied to it with the menstrual cycle and big boxes of chocolate.

26m for Soldado?