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Yup.

Look at their players...Talking to each other, calm, movement and changing tempo at will.

Gutless route one football.

Santon should be nowhere near dead ball situation. Completely outplayed bar 5min. Game plan seems to be hoofing down the middle to anyone.

Taylor to score.....

Good point that.

Yeah but he keeps half the def occupied and worried.

If we had Remy I'd be confident. It's gonna be close and what mood the refs in.

And mirrors, lots of mirrors. His office is like an 80's disco...True Story.

Those are the kinds of quotes that alienates people yet he seems unaware of the impact. Dope.

Nice.

Annoying.

This is how Pardew survives. Luck of the devil.

The alarm just went off at CT towers. ))))))(((((((

Pasta with sweetcorn, peas and spring onions in a cream sauce. Yes I'm pregnant.

How about MP's give up their money?

Everyone seems really down in here.

With a game under his belt he'll go up a gear now.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-transfer-news-live-magpies-3095948#ixzz2ryyjpVaL Skinny schemer. Here's a new name for Newcastle fans to get excited about: Benfica attacking midfielder Filip Djuricic. One World Sports are reporting that the 22-year-old's representative has said he has been in dialogue with Newcastle over a move. "It's true about Newcastle," he is reported as saying. "I have been speaking with Alan Pardew this week so let's see what has happened by the end of tomorrow.” The Serbia international joined Benfica in the summer, but has not settled in Portugal after spending three-and-a-half seasons at Heerenveen and is said to be keen on a switch to England. Djuricic has scored four goals in 15 games for Serbia, bagging a brace in a 2-0 win over Scotland in March.

No he's shit actually.

I didn't say we'd go down...But I think we'll struggle to win games we might have won before and slide down to deep mid-table. This against a top 7 finish which was within reach.

Think we were interested but at a price that gave us a massive upside on future sale potential. Couple of good seasons and this is one of those 20m players.

We're gonna lose a few games without Cabaye and Remy that's a fact. Games we would have sneaked or drawn. One or two inj to a forward or a cd and we could start to fall toward the strugglers...Things ain't as safe as people think.

Too much info there Gemma. If you hear sounds of any kind emanating from the bogs go elsewhere, even another building.