Park Life

He was on stumps not on his legs. This is part of his defence and is meant to show how panicky he was that he didn't take time to put them on or turn the light on.

Serious and well intentioned with a good mind.

Good stuff Gloom. Take it easy.

Was in a serious car accident and blacked out and saw the white light and everything. Made me a little bit jumpy for a year or two.

Reminds us how many games and points Bale saved single handed.

There are little things the def are going to find hard to get around...The fact that she was dressed and clearly not using the toilet and the fact that he claims to have shouted out for her to call the police without reply (before firing)...

Spurs are basically shit and it's nights like this that shows up the PL for the over hyped circus it is.

Prosecution today drew attention to damage on the bedroom door and a baseball bat and a large menacing looking air gun in the bedroom. There are various blood spots in the living room as well. One on the sofa.

Agree, if you're going into big money areas might as well go for quality.

Notice he's wearing glasses today for the first time. Trying to make him look 'softer' more vulnerable?

Top notch bro. This mushroom stock you add cream oder nein?

Fantasy land.

Chinese say they have satellite photos of wreckage.

Even I'm confused now as to whether he had his legs on or not...Jesus! How can it be that a frail looking old black woman is going to have the sole say on guilt or innocence? This country is in the dark ages.

The forensics police Colonel seems stumbling and hesitant in parts..Fuck me needs some coaching in not rambling and stumbling around in his answers. Gift for the defence. The cops have lost some bits that fell of the door which the defence is going on about throwing shadows over the whole prosecution handling of evidence and so on.. He's like this.. I err, err to..err I err to err..I err... On top of that his voice is going up and down like a frightened child (the bloke is 6ft 3 ffs)..

Wags innit.

This Fresco bloke (mate of Oscar) has been accused of engineering evidence today...In very fresh tones...First bit of solid action after days of tedium.

Chilli is very good for you.

Never get on a Boeing. /Case closed.

Knock knock? Who's there? Blam Blam! Blam!1Blam! Oscar Pissedfurious.

Quick run to the toilet.

Lot of revolving opinions about his character...

That cracks me up every time.