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That hapless ball over the top to where Debuchy should have been down the right certainly was.

He's in for a rude awakening. "Don't fuck about with it kick it over there quick"!!

There's big problems with gravity Wolfy (edges of galaxies spin faster), I go along with that. Einstein was a rank blagger who nicked a lot of other peoples ideas (and worked at the patent office). They've had to make up dark matter to cover the problems with all the equations (Tesla would have called it 'the ether'). What is the point of this 'earth globe' conspiracy moi petit loup?

Never seen so much fuss over rice.

I can already see what Pardclue is gonna do. Siem will be so deep he'll need Vaseline and Cabella will get hauled off after a few games with mixed performances (given no time to settle in a new league). Sissoko will be on the wing again and Cisse (when he returns will get neck ache waiting for hoofs to come down.)

Just got a mental image of a barometer with 'What fans think' written on it and Mashley tapping the glass and it not moving.

Fair amount of creativity coming in with Cabella and Siem. Let's see how that gets harnessed.

Oxo's AND gravy thickner. Lordy!

We'll get that young Costa Rican lad in on loan and that will be the end of our dealings.

Looks a bit tasty the Cabella.

Mrs P banned me.

Mentioned the war. Nah, what really happened was that I noticed loads of multi-Kulti (multiculturalism in Germanic idiom) posters all over the place at the open evening...Now the Germans are good at this kind of branding lark, which is oft only surface deep...I went upto a group of dem teachers that were chatting with Mrs P and asked if any of them had done any kind of course or training with regard to multiculturalism and developed there awareness of such issues? There was an uncomfortable silence.

All the best parents are banned from parent evenings.

It was the same with MrsP's Merc and getting the brakes done.

This has really annoyed me. Pointless.

Pardew out.

He's done that already and has been rejected by the King.

Just off the striker, dipping in and out of the hole.

Can we settle on a dog steak?

Need to get Cohle in and Carcosa this shit,

If you to factor in regular football. Would be a bit part player at Arsenal.

Strange feeling there is a few more signing in the pipe.

This is also close apparently.