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God knows why I said 8m cause we'll never get that anyway. He has mental frailties is inconsistent and reckless at times. Tends to play well in big games mind. Average passer but high fear factor for opp players who want to preserve their legs.

With all the telly money knocking around Cashley is being a bit pig headed and I for one can't fathom it....A fully firing Newcastle in Europe is something that can only be good for him...

The main issue for Hatem is Pardew. That frank exchange of words has made Pards bitter and small minded. Hatem did tell some of the other players that they were shit.

Hatem Returns 2. This time it's personal!

He looked complete rubbish last season so it's probably on.

Noticed Taylor trying to get every last drop on him....

You ARE the Club Spin Doctor.

Leave the beer alone Stevie. Mint or Ginger tea from now on.

We've been trying to sell Cisse for months now till he got injured...Turkish and Russian sides were alerted iirc. Riviere and that other bloke from Ukraine might be it for us till Jan... Ashley is such a gimp...We need one decent CD and a tier one striker and it will be a season to look forward to...He won't pay the 20m for a proven Tier 1 striker and that's that. I did read somewhere we're interested in Dawson.

No. The Planet of the Apes one is light years better.

She was the point.

I'm as disappointed as you mate...If you check my pre-match comments...I agree Cabellars is a little in love with himself and maybe not in a good way like Hatem who takes risks and runs through defences for fun. Gouffran is the touchstone of the Pardew nonsense...Runs around a lot and err runs around a lot.

Think we were all aware if we didn't get a Tier 1 striker there could be problems. Btw the reason Cabellars slows it down is that he has to wait for support with only one tightly marked striker in the box.

Little bit of an over reaction after 2 games non? Cabellars and Siem will take time to adjust to the pace of the PL and so on...We can start the doom and gloom after 6/7 games if nothing changes. Football changes very quickly. The Cabella and Siem chances were actually harder to miss..

Lucy-Absolute shiite. 1.1/10... Tired old formula with no surprises...Pitiful quasi mystical dialogue and cod science....Almost no tension and 0 story development and no foreshadowing, mystery or twists. Rank bollocks.

Chelsea bought right at the start of the window.

Hatem starting on the other side and not the Gouff would make a huge difference. Cabella seems to take an age on the ball and then does nowt dangerous. He played one good through ball first half. Riviere need to score against Palace or he's going to start losing confidence.

On the positive side Willo out for 2 games. Cabellars needs to up it...Seems too relaxed.

Oberhead warming up. Jeez.

If Perez gets on the pitch he'll score.

The the young lad on inplace of Gouff who looks as if he runs around the pitch looking for stray bits of rubbish to pick up.

Yeah.

Too early. Agree on the last one tho.

Looking forward to our new signing unloading on Villa today. I've gone for an away win but it might even be a caning...