Park Life

The UK and Europe have all secretly signed upto it (I mean without that much media coverage). The bank will take your money if they get into trouble...Like in Cyprus.

Is it safe?

....and stack the place with windfarms.

Pardewdropskeepfallingonmyhead.

Can't see us beating Hull.

Soslow.

It's getting boring now.

Well done Scotland! Now get back in yer fekin box.

Actually thinking about it the place is full of airheads.

Fit birds.

Sky News.

Next stop France. France wanted to become part of the UK when it was facing economic difficulties in the 1950s, it has been revealed. According to once-secret documents, the French Prime Minister, Guy Mollet, came to London to discuss the possibility of a merger with his British counterpart, Sir Anthony Eden. The pair even discussed the possibility of making the Queen the French head of state, cabinet papers from the period say. France was in economic difficulties and faced the escalating Suez crisis at the time of the meeting, in September 1956. Mr Mollet's request for a union failed, but he responded with another radical plan: that France be allowed to join the British Commonwealth.

Glad we can still fire that cannon in Edinburger.

Gone after Hull.

Right we can get planning for a couple more power stations/bases up that way.

The cabal that runs America has been behind Iceland from day one. They are trying to lure the West into further wars and the takedown of Syria.

Of course it's a no. These are Scots we're talking about here. Wee conservative folk...

Honestly mate can't get out the flat without people trying to feel me up.

If anything happens to the pound I will personally nuke Schottland.

47 - 53 to No last time I looked.

Thistle butter.